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Re: AAAAAARRRRGH!!!

by "'Key" <Key@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Jan 16, 2008 at 07:09 PM

"tww1491" <twaugh5@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message 
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> "The Reverend Natural Light" <reverend@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> 
> wrote in message 
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>>I decided to take the day off work and get some things 
>>done around the
>> house.  About 11:00, the school calls to say that my 
>> step-daughter-to-
>> be is sick and needs to go home.  Fiancee jumps into the 
>> SUV and it
>> won't start (I later determine that it is TOTALLY OUT OF 
>> GAS in the
>> driveway!!).
>>
>> "Go ahead and take the Corvette, honey."
>>
>> It's not like it's a terribly difficult car to drive. 
>> Unless you're
>> trying to get in trouble it's pretty docile.  She can 
>> drive a stick
>> with no problem (uh-huh-huh-uhuh-uh) and she drove it to 
>> work a few
>> times when I needed the SUV.
>>
>> Not 5 minutes later, the phone rings.  Her cell number is 
>> on the
>> caller ID.  Uh-oh.
>>
>> "The car has a flat tire."
>>
>> "Honey, the car has run-flats.  It can't have a flat 
>> tire."
>>
>> "Something happened and the car slid off the road."
>>
>> AAAAARRRRRGH!!!
>>
>> Now there's a dead SUV in the driveway, a truck in the 
>> garage with the
>> engine removed, and my 2000 C5 in a ditch a couple of 
>> miles out with
>> my fiancee in it.  And the kid is still at school, sick. 
>> The only
>> thing left that ran at that point was a dirt bike so I 
>> fired it up and
>> took off.  It's 10 below freezing.
>
> Sounds like you need another car --- 


or the engine needs to go back into the truck in the garage 
:-)
-- 
'Key
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 15 Posts in Topic:
AAAAAARRRRGH!!!
The Reverend Natural Ligh  2008-01-16 13:40:28 
Re: AAAAAARRRRGH!!!
"tww1491" <t  2008-01-16 20:01:09 
Re: AAAAAARRRRGH!!!
"'Key" <Key@  2008-01-16 19:09:32 
Re: AAAAAARRRRGH!!!
The Reverend Natural Ligh  2008-01-16 20:48:46 
Re: AAAAAARRRRGH!!!
"'Key" <Key@  2008-01-17 00:20:24 
Re: AAAAAARRRRGH!!!
Say What? <NotMe@[EMAI  2008-01-17 15:14:58 
Re: AAAAAARRRRGH!!!
"'Key" <Key@  2008-01-17 21:09:55 
Re: AAAAAARRRRGH!!!
"Spud" <spud  2008-01-17 12:29:28 
Re: AAAAAARRRRGH!!!
=?iso-8859-1?B?Wv9SaVg=?=  2008-01-18 05:15:48 
Re: AAAAAARRRRGH!!!
Ric Seyler <ricseyler@  2008-01-18 11:07:09 
Re: AAAAAARRRRGH!!!
"'Key" <Key@  2008-01-20 11:09:46 
Re: AAAAAARRRRGH!!!
The Reverend Natural Ligh  2008-01-16 21:05:06 
Re: AAAAAARRRRGH!!!
"'Key" <Key@  2008-01-17 00:22:37 
Re: AAAAAARRRRGH!!!
The Reverend Natural Ligh  2008-01-17 10:32:17 
Re: AAAAAARRRRGH!!!
aRKay <arkayREMOVE@[EM  2008-01-17 19:39:48 

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