Re: AAAAAARRRRGH!!!

"tww1491" <twaugh5@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> "The Reverend Natural Light" <reverend@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>>I decided to take the day off work and get some things 
>>done around the
>> house.  About 11:00, the school calls to say that my 
>> step-daughter-to-
>> be is sick and needs to go home.  Fiancee jumps into the 
>> SUV and it
>> won't start (I later determine that it is TOTALLY OUT OF 
>> GAS in the
>> driveway!!).
>>
>> "Go ahead and take the Corvette, honey."
>>
>> It's not like it's a terribly difficult car to drive. 
>> Unless you're
>> trying to get in trouble it's pretty docile.  She can 
>> drive a stick
>> with no problem (uh-huh-huh-uhuh-uh) and she drove it to 
>> work a few
>> times when I needed the SUV.
>>
>> Not 5 minutes later, the phone rings.  Her cell number is 
>> on the
>> caller ID.  Uh-oh.
>>
>> "The car has a flat tire."
>>
>> "Honey, the car has run-flats.  It can't have a flat 
>> tire."
>>
>> "Something happened and the car slid off the road."
>>
>> AAAAARRRRRGH!!!
>>
>> Now there's a dead SUV in the driveway, a truck in the 
>> garage with the
>> engine removed, and my 2000 C5 in a ditch a couple of 
>> miles out with
>> my fiancee in it.  And the kid is still at school, sick. 
>> The only
>> thing left that ran at that point was a dirt bike so I 
>> fired it up and
>> took off.  It's 10 below freezing.
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> Sounds like you need another car --- 


or the engine needs to go back into the truck in the garage 
:-)
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