Is this really WR51 & Brownzie???
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Turbo Jo wrote:
> Text Medium No. 5 wrote:
>> Hail Eris! On Sun, 22 Oct 2006 02:40:27 +0000, TurdoJoe jabbered
inanely:
>>> Demon Lord of Confusion wrote:
>>>> On Fri, 20 Oct 2006 03:10:19 +0000, madmax attempted to confuse the
>>>> issue further by squeaking:
>>>>> The God of Odd Statements wrote:
>>>>>> On Wed, 18 Oct 2006 19:22:48 +0000, Madmax did most oddly state:
>>>>>>> Turbo Jo wrote:
>>>>>>>> Not here Not Now wrote:
>>>>>>>>> It just seems any one posting here has to be from the UK or
>>>>>>>>> they get
>>>>>>>>> blasted.
>>>>>>>>> I mean if it is maybe it should be renamed to uk.autos.mini
>>>>>>>>> With all the trouble in the would today, would it not be better
to
>>>>>>>>> just get along in here and set differences a side
>>>>>>>>> I am sure I will get blasted for asking this here with such an
>>>>>>>>> irrelevant post.
>>>>>>>>> Nothing can be posted here except for news group boxing round
>>>>>>>>> after
>>>>>>>>> round.
>>>>>>>>> I thought news groups were for the exchange of information and
if
>>>>>>>>> some one does not like some ones post, instead of ignoring it
like
>>>>>>>>> they should it is classified as spam or abuse.
>>>>>> Usenet's real primary purpose is entertainment of those with a
>>>>>> clue, by
>>>>>> those without.
>>>>> But then again....the Brits really are an odd lot.
>>>> Irony meter:
>>>> 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
>>>> ^
>>>> Damn, that was close.
>>> Close....but pretty good....
>> Well, it nearly fried yet another meter. 8.5 on the Cohen-Cobain scale
is
>> nothing to sneeze at.
> Cross posters?
No.....Cross dressers!!!! Turdo.
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Date: Sun, Oct 22 2006 2:41 pm
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Taffy wrote:
> Not here Not Now wrote:
>> Fitzy. wrote:
>>> "Taffy" <taffy_tur...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>>> news:1161377889.838192.82750@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>>> Or there's this:-
>>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DlyhInklrvgI
>>>> Taffy
>>> Nice one Taff
>>> Fitzy
>> I am looking for PDF files I don't know about the link above and I am
>> not going to even try to guess what it is.
> Well that link features a recent edition of "Watchdog" which is a
> popular UK BBC1 TV programme that highlights dodgy products, rubbish
> services and con men operating in Great Britain so that the general
> public here are then forwarned against them.
> Taffy
I think you'll find that should read:
That link features an old (first aired 2002) edition of "Watchdog"
which
is a shit UK BBC1 TV programme that highlights whinging cunts, moaning
tossers and people who think that throwing their toys out of the pram
might get themselves 5 minutes of fame and something new at the end of
the programme along with some compensation. Oh, and its hosted by
a complete wanker who's about as popular as a case of knobrot.
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Cheerz - Brownz
http://www.brownz.org/
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From: WR51 - view profile
Date: Sun, Oct 22 2006 3:18 pm
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"Brownz (Mobile)" <someone....@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
news:ryK_g.33081$L.8140@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> Taffy wrote:
>> Not here Not Now wrote:
>>> Fitzy. wrote:
>>>> "Taffy" <taffy_tur...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>>>> news:1161377889.838192.82750@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>>>> Or there's this:-
>>>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DlyhInklrvgI
>>>>> Taffy
>>>> Nice one Taff
>>>> Fitzy
>>> I am looking for PDF files I don't know about the link above and I am
>>> not going to even try to guess what it is.
>> Well that link features a recent edition of "Watchdog" which is a
>> popular UK BBC1 TV programme that highlights dodgy products, rubbish
>> services and con men operating in Great Britain so that the general
>> public here are then forwarned against them.
>> Taffy
> I think you'll find that should read:
> That link features an old (first aired 2002) edition of "Watchdog" which
> is a shit UK BBC1 TV programme that highlights whinging cunts, moaning
> tossers and people who think that throwing their toys out of the pram
> might get themselves 5 minutes of fame and something new at the end of
> the programme along with some compensation. Oh, and its hosted by
> a complete wanker who's about as popular as a case of knobrot.
> --
> Cheerz - Brownz
> http://www.brownz.org/
So eloquently put, the use of the word C*** and W***** are very
befitting of
you, you must have gone to a private school funded by your paedophile
father....
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From: Taffy - view profile
Date: Sun, Oct 22 2006 3:33 pm
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WR51 wrote:
> "Brownz (Mobile)" <someone....@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
> news:ryK_g.33081$L.8140@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > Taffy wrote:
> >> Not here Not Now wrote:
> >>> Fitzy. wrote:
> >>>> "Taffy" <taffy_tur...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
> >>>> news:1161377889.838192.82750@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >>>>> Or there's this:-
> >>>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DlyhInklrvgI
> >>>>> Taffy
> >>>> Nice one Taff
> >>>> Fitzy
> >>> I am looking for PDF files I don't know about the link above and I
am
> >>> not going to even try to guess what it is.
> >> Well that link features a recent edition of "Watchdog" which is a
> >> popular UK BBC1 TV programme that highlights dodgy products, rubbish
> >> services and con men operating in Great Britain so that the general
> >> public here are then forwarned against them.
> >> Taffy
> > I think you'll find that should read:
> > That link features an old (first aired 2002) edition of "Watchdog"
which
> > is a shit UK BBC1 TV programme that highlights whinging cunts, moaning
> > tossers and people who think that throwing their toys out of the pram
> > might get themselves 5 minutes of fame and something new at the end of
> > the programme along with some compensation. Oh, and its hosted by
> > a complete wanker who's about as popular as a case of knobrot.
> > --
> > Cheerz - Brownz
> > http://www.brownz.org/
> So eloquently put, the use of the word C*** and W***** are very
befitting=
of
> you, you must have gone to a private school funded by your paedophile
> father....
Indeed and that show has helped close down some of the worst scum
traders this rip-off of a country has had to suffer. We need lots more
shows of this kind (there's Rogue Traders too) and thankfully there's
at least 2 that cover Wales and their all must watch programmes so then
we know exactly which plumbers, builders, garages and cars etc to avoid
like the plague!
Unfortunatly our useless laws in the UK allow (for instance) rogue
traders who have been put out of business, to go and start up again
under a new name and continue their dodgy ways. Hang the lot of them I
say, oh and ban the BINI too!
Taffy
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Date: Sun, Oct 22 2006 4:52 pm
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WR51 wrote:
> "Brownz (Mobile)" <someone....@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
> news:ryK_g.33081$L.8140@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> Taffy wrote:
>>> Not here Not Now wrote:
>>>> Fitzy. wrote:
>>>>> "Taffy" <taffy_tur...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>>>>> news:1161377889.838192.82750@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>>>>> Or there's this:-
>>>>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DlyhInklrvgI
>>>>>> Taffy
>>>>> Nice one Taff
>>>>> Fitzy
>>>> I am looking for PDF files I don't know about the link above and I
>>>> am not going to even try to guess what it is.
>>> Well that link features a recent edition of "Watchdog" which is a
>>> popular UK BBC1 TV programme that highlights dodgy products, rubbish
>>> services and con men operating in Great Britain so that the general
>>> public here are then forwarned against them.
>>> Taffy
>> I think you'll find that should read:
>> That link features an old (first aired 2002) edition of "Watchdog"
>> which is a shit UK BBC1 TV programme that highlights whinging cunts,
>> moaning tossers and people who think that throwing their toys out of
>> the pram might get themselves 5 minutes of fame and something new at
>> the end of the programme along with some compensation. Oh, and its
>> hosted by a complete wanker who's about as popular as a case of
knobrot.
>> --
>> Cheerz - Brownz
>> http://www.brownz.org/
> So eloquently put, the use of the word C*** and W***** are very
> befitting of you, you must have gone to a private school funded by
> your paedophile father....
As usual the group fails to enter into a debate about the answer
instead
focuses on unfounded attacks on a poster.
My father died in April of this year from a heart attack, he was a good
bloke & was more of a man than you could/will ever be.
You want to think carefully before you post personal attacks, Johno of
Crowthorne/Barspeed/WR51 WMV or whatever you're calling yourself this
week.
--
Cheerz - Brownz
http://www.brownz.org/
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Date: Sun, Oct 22 2006 5:29 pm
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Brownz (Mobile) wrote:
> WR51 wrote:
> > "Brownz (Mobile)" <someone....@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
> > news:ryK_g.33081$L.8140@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >> Taffy wrote:
> >>> Not here Not Now wrote:
> >>>> Fitzy. wrote:
> >>>>> "Taffy" <taffy_tur...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
> >>>>> news:1161377889.838192.82750@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >>>>>> Or there's this:-
> >>>>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DlyhInklrvgI
> >>>>>> Taffy
> >>>>> Nice one Taff
> >>>>> Fitzy
> >>>> I am looking for PDF files I don't know about the link above and I
> >>>> am not going to even try to guess what it is.
> >>> Well that link features a recent edition of "Watchdog" which is a
> >>> popular UK BBC1 TV programme that highlights dodgy products, rubbish
> >>> services and con men operating in Great Britain so that the general
> >>> public here are then forwarned against them.
> >>> Taffy
> >> I think you'll find that should read:
> >> That link features an old (first aired 2002) edition of "Watchdog"
> >> which is a shit UK BBC1 TV programme that highlights whinging cunts,
> >> moaning tossers and people who think that throwing their toys out of
> >> the pram might get themselves 5 minutes of fame and something new at
> >> the end of the programme along with some compensation. Oh, and its
> >> hosted by a complete wanker who's about as popular as a case of
knobro=
t=2E
> >> --
> >> Cheerz - Brownz
> >> http://www.brownz.org/
> > So eloquently put, the use of the word C*** and W***** are very
> > befitting of you, you must have gone to a private school funded by
> > your paedophile father....
> As usual the group fails to enter into a debate about the answer instead
> focuses on unfounded attacks on a poster.
> My father died in April of this year from a heart attack, he was a good
> bloke & was more of a man than you could/will ever be.
> You want to think carefully before you post personal attacks, Johno of
> Crowthorne/Barspeed/WR51 WMV or whatever you're calling yourself this
wee=
k=2E
> --
> Cheerz - Brownz
> http://www.brownz.org/
Well try to keep it clean Brownzie and then hopefully things won't get
so personal.
Taffy
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Date: Sun, Oct 22 2006 5:39 pm
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"Taffy" <taffy_tur...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> Brownz (Mobile) wrote:
>> WR51 wrote:
>> > "Brownz (Mobile)" <someone....@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>> > news:ryK_g.33081$L.8140@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> >> Taffy wrote:
>> >>> Not here Not Now wrote:
>> >>>> Fitzy. wrote:
>> >>>>> "Taffy" <taffy_tur...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>> >>>>> news:1161377889.838192.82750@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> >>>>>> Or there's this:-
>> >>>>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DlyhInklrvgI
>> >>>>>> Taffy
>> >>>>> Nice one Taff
>> >>>>> Fitzy
>> >>>> I am looking for PDF files I don't know about the link above and I
>> >>>> am not going to even try to guess what it is.
>> >>> Well that link features a recent edition of "Watchdog" which is a
>> >>> popular UK BBC1 TV programme that highlights dodgy products,
rubbish
>> >>> services and con men operating in Great Britain so that the general
>> >>> public here are then forwarned against them.
>> >>> Taffy
>> >> I think you'll find that should read:
>> >> That link features an old (first aired 2002) edition of "Watchdog"
>> >> which is a shit UK BBC1 TV programme that highlights whinging cunts,
>> >> moaning tossers and people who think that throwing their toys out of
>> >> the pram might get themselves 5 minutes of fame and something new at
>> >> the end of the programme along with some compensation. Oh, and its
>> >> hosted by a complete wanker who's about as popular as a case of
>> >> knobrot.
>> >> --
>> >> Cheerz - Brownz
>> >> http://www.brownz.org/
>> > So eloquently put, the use of the word C*** and W***** are very
>> > befitting of you, you must have gone to a private school funded by
>> > your paedophile father....
>> As usual the group fails to enter into a debate about the answer
instead
>> focuses on unfounded attacks on a poster.
>> My father died in April of this year from a heart attack, he was a good
>> bloke & was more of a man than you could/will ever be.
>> You want to think carefully before you post personal attacks, Johno of
>> Crowthorne/Barspeed/WR51 WMV or whatever you're calling yourself this
>> week.
>> --
>> Cheerz - Brownz
>> http://www.brownz.org/
Brownnosey, your a cretin, couldnt give a damn about you dad, probably
died
because he was ashamed of you? The video was uploaded not to provoke
but to
inform, just like what the BBC did, no of course, its the BBC that are
against you in your little cretinous world isnt it!? Im a complete
w**** am
I, well it takes one to know one, another reason why your dad died,
fathered
a complete w****! Least I have knobrot, yours hasnt been used since you
were
born, subby mong!
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From: Taffy - view profile
Date: Sun, Oct 22 2006 5:42 pm
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Brownz (Mobile) wrote:
> Taffy wrote:
> > Not here Not Now wrote:
> >> Fitzy. wrote:
> >>> "Taffy" <taffy_tur...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
> >>> news:1161377889.838192.82750@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >>>> Or there's this:-
> >>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DlyhInklrvgI
> >>>> Taffy
> >>> Nice one Taff
> >>> Fitzy
> >> I am looking for PDF files I don't know about the link above and I am
> >> not going to even try to guess what it is.
> > Well that link features a recent edition of "Watchdog" which is a
> > popular UK BBC1 TV programme that highlights dodgy products, rubbish
> > services and con men operating in Great Britain so that the general
> > public here are then forwarned against them.
> > Taffy
> I think you'll find that should read:
> That link features an old (first aired 2002) edition of "Watchdog" which
> is a shit UK BBC1 TV programme that highlights whinging cunts, moaning
> tossers and people who think that throwing their toys out of the pram
> might get themselves 5 minutes of fame and something new at the end of
> the programme along with some compensation. Oh, and its hosted by
> a complete wanker who's about as popular as a case of knobrot.
> --
> Cheerz - Brownz
> http://www.brownz.org/
And like I said on the WBC (Wrongly Badged Car) Newsgroup, that feature
appeared in a far more recent edition of "Watchdog" because Anne
Robinson hosted the show back in 2002. So it actually first aired
around 2004/2005!
Taffy
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lets see....
D=2EW Brown
TEL: 01235 767931
Nobles Clo, Grove, Wantage OX12 0NR
what a hunk, mm mm!
like I said, cretin....
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WR51 wrote:
> "Taffy" <taffy_tur...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
> news:1161534567.248038.209760@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> Brownz (Mobile) wrote:
>>> WR51 wrote:
>>>> "Brownz (Mobile)" <someone....@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>>>> news:ryK_g.33081$L.8140@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>>>> Taffy wrote:
>>>>>> Not here Not Now wrote:
>>>>>>> Fitzy. wrote:
>>>>>>>> "Taffy" <taffy_tur...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> news:1161377889.838192.82750@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>>>>>>>> Or there's this:-
>>>>>>>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DlyhInklrvgI
>>>>>>>>> Taffy
>>>>>>>> Nice one Taff
>>>>>>>> Fitzy
>>>>>>> I am looking for PDF files I don't know about the link above
>>>>>>> and I am not going to even try to guess what it is.
>>>>>> Well that link features a recent edition of "Watchdog" which is a
>>>>>> popular UK BBC1 TV programme that highlights dodgy products,
>>>>>> rubbish services and con men operating in Great Britain so that
>>>>>> the general public here are then forwarned against them.
>>>>>> Taffy
>>>>> I think you'll find that should read:
>>>>> That link features an old (first aired 2002) edition of "Watchdog"
>>>>> which is a shit UK BBC1 TV programme that highlights whinging
>>>>> cunts, moaning tossers and people who think that throwing their
>>>>> toys out of the pram might get themselves 5 minutes of fame and
>>>>> something new at the end of the programme along with some
>>>>> compensation. Oh, and its hosted by a complete wanker who's about
>>>>> as popular as a case of knobrot.
>>>>> --
>>>>> Cheerz - Brownz
>>>>> http://www.brownz.org/
>>>> So eloquently put, the use of the word C*** and W***** are very
>>>> befitting of you, you must have gone to a private school funded by
>>>> your paedophile father....
>>> As usual the group fails to enter into a debate about the answer
>>> instead focuses on unfounded attacks on a poster.
>>> My father died in April of this year from a heart attack, he was a
>>> good bloke & was more of a man than you could/will ever be.
>>> You want to think carefully before you post personal attacks, Johno
>>> of Crowthorne/Barspeed/WR51 WMV or whatever you're calling yourself
>>> this week.
>>> --
>>> Cheerz - Brownz
>>> http://www.brownz.org/
> Brownnosey, your a cretin, couldnt give a damn about you dad,
> probably died because he was ashamed of you? The video was uploaded
> not to provoke but to inform, just like what the BBC did, no of
> course, its the BBC that are against you in your little cretinous
> world isnt it!? Im a complete w**** am I, well it takes one to know
> one, another reason why your dad died, fathered a complete w****!
> Least I have knobrot, yours hasnt been used since you were born,
> subby mong!
Bad move Johno ...... very very very bad move.
Oh, and by hosted, I meant hosted - as in hosted by Nicky Campbell.
Not hosted as in illegally copied and uploaded to a website by you, I
never
had any beef with you - until now.....
--
Cheerz - Brownz
http://www.brownz.org/
From: Brownz (Mobile) - view profile
Date: Sun, Oct 22 2006 6:19 pm
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WR51 wrote:
> lets see....
> D.W Brown
> TEL: 01235 767931
> Nobles Clo, Grove, Wantage OX12 0NR
> what a hunk, mm mm!
> like I said, cretin....
Oh, and posting the wrong person's details on a public forum will get
you
nowhere my friend.
Not only is it childish, but it just proves what sort of level you
stoop to.
What next, are you going to come round and torch my car or threaten to
beat
me up ?
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http://www.brownz.org/
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On Sat, 21 Oct 2006 04:48:50 +0000, madmax wrote:
> Fitzy. wrote:
>> "Taffy" wrote...
>>>Or there's this:-
>>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DlyhInklrvgI
>>>Taffy
>> Nice one Taff
>> Fitzy
> Taffy and Fitzy...the original "broke back" cowboys. How could two
people
> be any more in love?
It's just so BEAUTIFUL!
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When all else fails, accuse various and sundry kookologists of
e-mailing
viruses to you. This is a sure-fire method of garnering sympathy and
ensuring that the General Public will always see things your way. An
especially effective sub-strategy here is to accuse them of infecting
you with the 'Sasser' worm via e-mail.
Quote notorious scientists or writers - it makes it look as if they
approve the drivel you are writing!
(9-Jul-05) Anytime your computer is infected with a virus, bogged down
by spyware, attacked over your internet connection, or otherwise
suffers
from preventable problems, government agencies are responsible and are
trying to silence you and are monitoring your computer files.
Ignore all traffic signs and feel free to trespass, you don't have to
obey any rules.
Scare your enemies with lawsuits, police escorts and whines.
Always back up your empty (albeit noisy) threats with phony LARTs,
false
police reports, and harassing letters to the FBI and other gubbermint
agencies.
Be vigilant in your redundancy. The more you repeat yourself, the more
likely others will believe you!
If you can't find anyone as crazy as yourself to support you in the
flamewars you start with the normal population, create sock puppets and
use anonymous remailers that shamelessly hang on every word you write.
(17-Mar-05) When dealing with law enforcement, remember that it is they
who have the problem, not you. Be sure to inform them of this at every
available opportunity, as they will surely appreciate your constructive
criticism. Be sure to make them aware that YOU KNOW YOUR RIGHTS!
("The
cops like that, when people know their rights. That way they don't
have
to read them to you on the way to the station." - George Carlin)
The more your fake personalities adulate you, the more respect you'll
get!
When confronted with a reality that you don't like: Announce loudly
that you are departing, never to return as long as there's an Internet.
Come back in three or four days and claim you were drunk, hacked,
abducted by alience, or forged. Alternately you can just not even
mention your prior departure, and if anyone asks you about it, either
ignore them or respond with something along the lines of "YOUR NOT THE
BOSS OF ME! *PLONK*!" People really know you mean business then.
Always remain clueproof.
(20-Mar-05) Anyone who does not believe that you are the reincarnation
of [$DEITY_OR_PROPHET] is obviously an infidel lacking in faith whose
soul in in peril of everlasting damnation.
When responding to one line challenges, post paragraphs of rants and
screed in response.
Incoherency is not a roadblock to poasting.
Neither is illiteracy.
Delusions poasted often enough become fact.
Claim you will destroy <insert newsfroup> for attacking you.
When spnaked, send cmsg for Fanboi newsfroup(s).
Find your Lame, Use your Lame, Be your Lame!
Post Edit when the TRVTH hurts.
Always sneck the offending newsfroups.
Always poast pictures of yourself so you can be admired in all your
k00ky
glory.
Always accuse others of the very acts you are guilty of.
Post lots of boasts about your high IQ and incredible talents.
(20-Mar-05) If you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes the truth.
Anybody who fails to understand this is engaged in a deliberate
campaign
of misinformation and character assassination.
Always <plonk> somebody just before replying the plonkee!
The k00k considers itself the most intelligent person in any
conversation, possibly on the planet. Other people are benighted and
ignorant, and have been waiting their whole lives for the k00k to
rescue
them from intellectual darkness.
Write a self-published book and claim it a success. Bonus points for
comparing it to "Mein Kampf" and/or the Bible.
Declare yourself equal to a deity of your choice.
Claim that you've come from other planets.
Claim thousands of past lives.
Frothing complaints carry far more weight when you send them from
"legal@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
" some domain.
Nothing strikes terror into the hearts of your detractors more than
telling them that you're archiving their messages for possible use in
the future.
Never forget that everyone else posting to Usenet is a paid
disinformation agent looking to discredit you.
Usenet is governed by US law. If a poster in Romania killfiles you,
he's
obviously violating your 1st Amendment rights and can be sued.
Every news admin in the world hangs out in NANAU, and they're just
dying
to nuke the account of that meanyhead who just called you "fucknozzle".
Drop 'em a line - that's what they're there for, after all.
AUK will be closed down. Just you wait and see.
They've nuked hundreds of accounts in the name of free speech and
*yours* will be next.
The k00k will, without any trace of irony, lie, manipulate,
impersonate,
censor, and declare themselves powerful in ways ranging from the
ability
to have an account shut down to being God Herself, in order to convince
people that they are not liars, manipulators, censors, or insane.
Abuse women while telling how many hundreds you've loved. Nevermind
that
you're one ugly motherfucker and that there were 30,000 femininas that
thought you were a scumbag with bad teeth.
Remember that your ko0ky klaims are 'facts', and that 'facts' do not
require proof.
Do not neglect to poast your responses to forums that the originator
doesn't read. This will make the people in that forum very impressed
with how you tear him to shreds without him being able to respond. They
like it even better if you are off-topic for that forum.
Keep in mind that lack of evidence supporting your konspiracy theory
actually _is_ evidence, of how effective the konspiracy is in hiding.
(06-Oct-05) When spanked, always retreat to the safety of the Ad
Hominem.
(04-Aug-2005) When spanked mercilessly for days on end, proving with
each poast just what an illiterate and ignorant fool you are, ALWAYS
claim ownership of [person(s),froup(s)]. This works on so many levels.
It inspires dread in your opponents that they will no longer be able to
poast in their home froup and that they will eventually have to pay
rent, to name just two.
Any problems with your poasts are the fault of the konspirators, who
are
trying to stop you from preventing the extinction of humanity.
Konspiracies that are able to subvert whole governments are always
unable
to silence konspiracy ko0ks.
The entire United States government is willing to spend millions of
dollars for the sole purpose of harassing you.
Hollywood is making movies based on your personal life.
Do not consult psychiatrists or other mental health professionals. They
are part of the konspiracy, and will sedate you and lock you away and
keep you drugged if you tell them the truth.
Numerology and Astrology are respectable sciences and are useful for
proving your case.
Everyone is Tim Hill, or David Green, or...
There is a fine line between trolling and kookery. Find that line and
cross it repeatedly. When you are killfiled and/or LARTed for net.abuse
as a result, claim victory. If you lose multiple accounts, this merely
proves that you are indeed a world-class troll, with a black-belt in
manipulation.
If you respond to every post someone else makes, they're obsessed. If
they respond to less than 1% of your posts, they're even more obsessed.
Publishing people's real names, addresses, and phone numbers when
there's no other way for you to come out of a flamewar with any dignity
is cool, and proves that you are a master of secret internet
information
stores, and absolutely not to be fucked with.
Everyone is out to get you. You can put a stop to this by telling
everyone that they're out to get you at every available opportunity.
You are the only sane one.
Those that give you a hard time about morally bankrupt things you
yourself admit to are just persecutioners of the new inquisition.
Yelling in all caps and cursing at your detractors is debate. Your
detractors laughing at you with sarcastic remarks is obvious anger and
jealousy.
If doing something ...
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WR51 wrote:
> lets see....
> D.W Brown
> TEL: 01235 767931
> Nobles Clo, Grove, Wantage OX12 0NR
> what a hunk, mm mm!
> like I said, cretin....
Is that Brownzies address and telephone number? Shall we call around
for tea? ;O)
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Now who posted this I wonder?
From: The Secretary of HomIntern - view profile
Date: Mon, Oct 23 2006 3:03 am
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On Sat, 21 Oct 2006 04:48:50 +0000, madmax wrote:
> Fitzy. wrote:
>> "Taffy" wrote...
>>>Or there's this:-
>>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DlyhInklrvgI
>>>Taffy
>> Nice one Taff
>> Fitzy
> Taffy and Fitzy...the original "broke back" cowboys. How could two
people
> be any more in love?
It's just so BEAUTIFUL!
--
___________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris! "The personal _is_ political."
Bent Depraved N. Deviant Cock-Smoker, Esq., Superfaggot
COOSN-029-06-71069
"Stupidity excuses nothing. It's only a reason...." -- Phxbrd
Economic Left/Right: -7.63 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.38
"The whining has just begun." -- John Wentzky
Killfiled by: directory; Anim8rfsk
"It's not nice to misrepresent Mother Nature."
http://www.lowgenius.net/kookway.htm
TEH WAY OF THE K00K
Never learn from your mistakes.
Always practice your mistakes; you may get them right.
Always pick on those smarter and tougher than you.
Always believe that only you know the TRVTH.
Never allow logic or reason get in the way of a good k00k.
When being overwhelmed by logic and reason: k00ksuit!
If you are going to be wrong, do it at the top of your lungs.
When caught in a lie: LIE!
When in doubt: Order the Crab Won Ton
Plagiarism is your friend. Use it.
Whenever contradicted; morph, start calling people names, and make
false
accusations. Include the children of your target in your allegations,
even if they don't have any.
(06-Jun-05) When nobody else will listen, post to your own fan group.
(06-Jun-05) Obviously, since you have your own fan group, this must
mean
that you have fans. Post prolifically to your fan group - you wouldn't
want to disappoint them!
(10-May-2005)Everyone reads usenet. Approval here means approval
everywhere.
Post numerous blank posts, or posts containing only a message id.
Post numerous copy&paste web articles from crackerpot websites.
Never forget to call kookologists "k00ks."
If there are several, call them "sockpuppets" too
When all else fails, accuse various and sundry kookologists of
e-mailing
viruses to you. This is a sure-fire method of garnering sympathy and
ensuring that the General Public will always see things your way. An
especially effective sub-strategy here is to accuse them of infecting
you with the 'Sasser' worm via e-mail.
Quote notorious scientists or writers - it makes it look as if they
approve the drivel you are writing!
(9-Jul-05) Anytime your computer is infected with a virus, bogged down
by spyware, attacked over your internet connection, or otherwise
suffers
from preventable problems, government agencies are responsible and are
trying to silence you and are monitoring your computer files.
Ignore all traffic signs and feel free to trespass, you don't have to
obey any rules.
Scare your enemies with lawsuits, police escorts and whines.
Always back up your empty (albeit noisy) threats with phony LARTs,
false
police reports, and harassing letters to the FBI and other gubbermint
agencies.
Be vigilant in your redundancy. The more you repeat yourself, the more
likely others will believe you!
If you can't find anyone as crazy as yourself to support you in the
flamewars you start with the normal population, create sock puppets and
use anonymous remailers that shamelessly hang on every word you write.
(17-Mar-05) When dealing with law enforcement, remember that it is they
who have the problem, not you. Be sure to inform them of this at every
available opportunity, as they will surely appreciate your constructive
criticism. Be sure to make them aware that YOU KNOW YOUR RIGHTS!
("The
cops like that, when people know their rights. That way they don't
have
to read them to you on the way to the station." - George Carlin)
The more your fake personalities adulate you, the more respect you'll
get!
When confronted with a reality that you don't like: Announce loudly
that you are departing, never to return as long as there's an Internet.
Come back in three or four days and claim you were drunk, hacked,
abducted by alience, or forged. Alternately you can just not even
mention your prior departure, and if anyone asks you about it, either
ignore them or respond with something along the lines of "YOUR NOT THE
BOSS OF ME! *PLONK*!" People really know you mean business then.
Always remain clueproof.
(20-Mar-05) Anyone who does not believe that you are the reincarnation
of [$DEITY_OR_PROPHET] is obviously an infidel lacking in faith whose
soul in in peril of everlasting damnation.
When responding to one line challenges, post paragraphs of rants and
screed in response.
Incoherency is not a roadblock to poasting.
Neither is illiteracy.
Delusions poasted often enough become fact.
Claim you will destroy <insert newsfroup> for attacking you.
When spnaked, send cmsg for Fanboi newsfroup(s).
Find your Lame, Use your Lame, Be your Lame!
Post Edit when the TRVTH hurts.
Always sneck the offending newsfroups.
Always poast pictures of yourself so you can be admired in all your
k00ky
glory.
Always accuse others of the very acts you are guilty of.
Post lots of boasts about your high IQ and incredible talents.
(20-Mar-05) If you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes the truth.
Anybody who fails to understand this is engaged in a deliberate
campaign
of misinformation and character assassination.
Always <plonk> somebody just before replying the plonkee!
The k00k considers itself the most intelligent person in any
conversation, possibly on the planet. Other people are benighted and
ignorant, and have been waiting their whole lives for the k00k to
rescue
them from intellectual darkness.
Write a self-published book and claim it a success. Bonus points for
comparing it to "Mein Kampf" and/or the Bible.
Declare yourself equal to a deity of your choice.
Claim that you've come from other planets.
Claim thousands of past lives.
Frothing complaints carry far more weight when you send them from
"legal@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
" some domain.
Nothing strikes terror into the hearts of your detractors more than
telling them that you're archiving their messages for possible use in
the future.
Never forget that everyone else posting to Usenet is a paid
disinformation agent looking to discredit you.
Usenet is governed by US law. If a poster in Romania killfiles you,
he's
obviously violating your 1st Amendment rights and can be sued.
Every news admin in the world hangs out in NANAU, and they're just
dying
to nuke the account of that meanyhead who just called you "fucknozzle".
Drop 'em a line - that's what they're there for, after all.
AUK will be closed down. Just you wait and see.
They've nuked hundreds of accounts in the name of free speech and
*yours* will be next.
The k00k will, without any trace of irony, lie, manipulate,
impersonate,
censor, and declare themselves powerful in ways ranging from the
ability
to have an account shut down to being God Herself, in order to convince
people that they are not liars, manipulators, censors, or insane.
Abuse women while telling how many hundreds you've loved. Nevermind
that
you're one ugly motherfucker and that there were 30,000 femininas that
thought you were a scumbag with bad teeth.
Remember that your ko0ky klaims are 'facts', and that 'facts' do not
require proof.
Do not neglect to poast your responses to forums that the originator
doesn't read. This will make the people in that forum very impressed
with how you tear him to shreds without him being able to respond. They
like it even better if you are off-topic for that forum.
Keep in mind that lack of evidence supporting your konspiracy theory
actually _is_ evidence, of how effective the konspiracy is in hiding.
(06-Oct-05) When spanked, always retreat to the safety of the Ad
Hominem.
(04-Aug-2005) When spanked mercilessly for days on end, proving with
each poast just what an illiterate and ignorant fool you are, ALWAYS
claim ownership of [person(s),froup(s)]. This works on so many levels.
It inspires dread in your opponents that they will no longer be able to
poast in their home froup and that they will eventually have to pay
rent, to name just two.
Any problems with your poasts are the fault of the konspirators, who
are
trying to stop you from preventing the extinction of humanity.
Konspiracies that are able to subvert whole governments are always
unable
to silence konspiracy ko0ks.
The entire United States government is willing to spend millions of
dollars for the sole purpose of harassing you.
Hollywood is making movies based on your personal life.
Do not consult psychiatrists or other mental health professionals. They
are part of the konspiracy, and will sedate you and lock you away and
keep you drugged if you tell them the truth.
Numerology and Astrology are respectable sciences and are useful for
proving your case.
Everyone is Tim Hill, or David Green, or...
There is a fine line between trolling and kookery. Find that line and
cross it repeatedly. When you are killfiled and/or LARTed for net.abuse
as a result, claim victory. If you lose multiple accounts, this merely
proves that you are indeed a world-class troll, with a black-belt in
manipulation.
If you respond to every post someone else makes, they're obsessed. If
they respond to less than 1% of your posts, they're even more obsessed.
Publishing people's real names, addresses, and phone numbers when
there's no other way for you to come out of a flamewar with any dignity
is cool, and proves that you are a master of secret internet
information
stores, and absolutely not to be fucked with.
Everyone is out to get ...
read more =BB
Reply =BB
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Taffy wrote:
> Now who posted this I wonder?
> From: The Secretary of HomIntern - view profile
> Date: Mon, Oct 23 2006 3:03 am
> Email: The Secretary of HomIntern
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> On Sat, 21 Oct 2006 04:48:50 +0000, madmax wrote:
>>Fitzy. wrote:
>>>"Taffy" wrote...
>>>>Or there's this:-
>>>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DlyhInklrvgI
>>>>Taffy
>>>Nice one Taff
>>>Fitzy
>>Taffy and Fitzy...the original "broke back" cowboys. How could two
people
>>be any more in love?
> It's just so BEAUTIFUL!
> --
>
_________________________________________________________________________=
__
> Hail Eris! "The personal _is_ political."
> Bent Depraved N. Deviant Cock-Smoker, Esq., Superfaggot
> COOSN-029-06-71069
> "Stupidity excuses nothing. It's only a reason...." -- Phxbrd
> Economic Left/Right: -7.63 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.38
> "The whining has just begun." -- John Wentzky
> Killfiled by: directory; Anim8rfsk
> "It's not nice to misrepresent Mother Nature."
> http://www.lowgenius.net/kookway.htm
> TEH WAY OF THE K00K
> Never learn from your mistakes.
> Always practice your mistakes; you may get them right.
> Always pick on those smarter and tougher than you.
> Always believe that only you know the TRVTH.
> Never allow logic or reason get in the way of a good k00k.
> When being overwhelmed by logic and reason: k00ksuit!
> If you are going to be wrong, do it at the top of your lungs.
> When caught in a lie: LIE!
> When in doubt: Order the Crab Won Ton
> Plagiarism is your friend. Use it.
> Whenever contradicted; morph, start calling people names, and make
> false
> accusations. Include the children of your target in your allegations,
> even if they don't have any.
> (06-Jun-05) When nobody else will listen, post to your own fan group.
> (06-Jun-05) Obviously, since you have your own fan group, this must
> mean
> that you have fans. Post prolifically to your fan group - you wouldn't
> want to disappoint them!
> (10-May-2005)Everyone reads usenet. Approval here means approval
> everywhere.
> Post numerous blank posts, or posts containing only a message id.
> Post numerous copy&paste web articles from crackerpot websites.
> Never forget to call kookologists "k00ks."
> If there are several, call them "sockpuppets" too
> When all else fails, accuse various and sundry kookologists of
> e-mailing
> viruses to you. This is a sure-fire method of garnering sympathy and
> ensuring that the General Public will always see things your way. An
> especially effective sub-strategy here is to accuse them of infecting
> you with the 'Sasser' worm via e-mail.
> Quote notorious scientists or writers - it makes it look as if they
> approve the drivel you are writing!
> (9-Jul-05) Anytime your computer is infected with a virus, bogged down
> by spyware, attacked over your internet connection, or otherwise
> suffers
> from preventable problems, government agencies are responsible and are
> trying to silence you and are monitoring your computer files.
> Ignore all traffic signs and feel free to trespass, you don't have to
> obey any rules.
> Scare your enemies with lawsuits, police escorts and whines.
> Always back up your empty (albeit noisy) threats with phony LARTs,
> false
> police reports, and harassing letters to the FBI and other gubbermint
> agencies.
> Be vigilant in your redundancy. The more you repeat yourself, the more
> likely others will believe you!
> If you can't find anyone as crazy as yourself to support you in the
> flamewars you start with the normal population, create sock puppets and
> use anonymous remailers that shamelessly hang on every word you write.
> (17-Mar-05) When dealing with law enforcement, remember that it is they
> who have the problem, not you. Be sure to inform them of this at every
> available opportunity, as they will surely appreciate your constructive
> criticism. Be sure to make them aware that YOU KNOW YOUR RIGHTS!
> ("The
> cops like that, when people know their rights. That way they don't
> have
> to read them to you on the way to the station." - George Carlin)
> The more your fake personalities adulate you, the more respect you'll
> get!
> When confronted with a reality that you don't like: Announce loudly
> that you are departing, never to return as long as there's an Internet.
> Come back in three or four days and claim you were drunk, hacked,
> abducted by alience, or forged. Alternately you can just not even
> mention your prior departure, and if anyone asks you about it, either
> ignore them or respond with something along the lines of "YOUR NOT THE
> BOSS OF ME! *PLONK*!" People really know you mean business then.
> Always remain clueproof.
> (20-Mar-05) Anyone who does not believe that you are the reincarnation
> of [$DEITY_OR_PROPHET] is obviously an infidel lacking in faith whose
> soul in in peril of everlasting damnation.
> When responding to one line challenges, post paragraphs of rants and
> screed in response.
> Incoherency is not a roadblock to poasting.
> Neither is illiteracy.
> Delusions poasted often enough become fact.
> Claim you will destroy <insert newsfroup> for attacking you.
> When spnaked, send cmsg for Fanboi newsfroup(s).
> Find your Lame, Use your Lame, Be your Lame!
> Post Edit when the TRVTH hurts.
> Always sneck the offending newsfroups.
> Always poast pictures of yourself so you can be admired in all your
> k00ky
> glory.
> Always accuse others of the very acts you are guilty of.
> Post lots of boasts about your high IQ and incredible talents.
> (20-Mar-05) If you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes the truth.
> Anybody who fails to understand this is engaged in a deliberate
> campaign
> of misinformation and character assassination.
> Always <plonk> somebody just before replying the plonkee!
> The k00k considers itself the most intelligent person in any
> conversation, possibly on the planet. Other people are benighted and
> ignorant, and have been waiting their whole lives for the k00k to
> rescue
> them from intellectual darkness.
> Write a self-published book and claim it a success. Bonus points for
> comparing it to "Mein Kampf" and/or the Bible.
> Declare yourself equal to a deity of your choice.
> Claim that you've come from other planets.
> Claim thousands of past lives.
> Frothing complaints carry far more weight when you send them from
> "legal@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
" some domain.
> Nothing strikes terror into the hearts of your detractors more than
> telling them that you're archiving their messages for possible use in
> the future.
> Never forget that everyone else posting to Usenet is a paid
> disinformation agent looking to discredit you.
> Usenet is governed by US law. If a poster in Romania killfiles you,
> he's
> obviously violating your 1st Amendment rights and can be sued.
> Every news admin in the world hangs out in NANAU, and they're just
> dying
> to nuke the account of that meanyhead who just called you "fucknozzle".
> Drop 'em a line - that's what they're there for, after all.
> AUK will be closed down. Just you wait and see.
> They've nuked hundreds of accounts in the name of free speech and
> *yours* will be next.
> The k00k will, without any trace of irony, lie, manipulate,
> impersonate,
> censor, and declare themselves powerful in ways ranging from the
> ability
> to have an account shut down to being God Herself, in order to convince
> people that they are not liars, manipulators, censors, or insane.
> Abuse women while telling how many hundreds you've loved. Nevermind
> that
> you're one ugly motherfucker and that there were 30,000 femininas that
> thought you were a scumbag with bad teeth.
> Remember that your ko0ky klaims are 'facts', and that 'facts' do not
> require proof.
> Do not neglect to poast your responses to forums that the originator
> doesn't read. This will make the people in that forum very impressed
> with how you tear him to shreds without him being able to respond. They
> like it even better if you are off-topic for that forum.
> Keep in mind that lack of evidence supporting your konspiracy theory
> actually _is_ evidence, of how effective the konspiracy is in hiding.
> (06-Oct-05) When spanked, always retreat to the safety of the Ad
> Hominem.
> (04-Aug-2005) When spanked mercilessly for days on end, proving with
> each poast just what an illiterate and ignorant fool you are, ALWAYS
> claim ownership of [person(s),froup(s)]. This works on so many levels.
> It inspires dread in your opponents that they will no longer be able to
> poast in their home froup and that they will eventually have to pay
> rent, to name just two.
> Any problems with your poasts are the fault of the konspirators, who
> are
> trying to stop you from preventing the extinction of humanity.
> Konspiracies that are able to subvert whole governments are always
> unable
> to silence konspiracy ko0ks.
> The entire United States government is willing to spend millions of
> dollars for the sole purpose of harassing you.
> Hollywood is making movies based on your personal life.
> Do not consult psychiatrists or other mental health professionals. They
> are part of the konspiracy, and will sedate you and lock you away and
> keep you drugged if you tell them the truth.
> Numerology and Astrology are respectable sciences and are useful for
> proving your case.
> Everyone is Tim Hill, or David Green, or...
> There is a fine line between trolling and kookery. Find that line and
> cross it repeatedly. When you are killfiled and/or LARTed for net.abuse
> as a result, claim victory. If you lose multiple accounts, this merely
..=2E.
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From: Madmax - view profile
Date: Mon, Oct 23 2006 2:52 pm
Email: Madmax <madm...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
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> On Sat, 21 Oct 2006 04:48:50 +0000, madmax wrote:
>>Fitzy. wrote:
>>>"Taffy" wrote...
>>>>Or there's this:-
>>>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DlyhInklrvgI
>>>>Taffy
>>>Nice one Taff
>>>Fitzy
>>Taffy and Fitzy...the original "broke back" cowboys. How could two
people
>>be any more in love?
> It's just so BEAUTIFUL!
They really do look good together. They just can't be separated or its
instant heartbreak.
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