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From: Taffy - view profile
Date: Wed, Nov 15 2006 4:38 pm
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'GET DWARVES AWAY FROM MY CAR' SCREAMS MINI BOSS
There were angry scenes and an embarrassing revelation at a German
launch party for the new Mini this week. Sources report that Mini
Deutchland boss Helm K=E4se arrived at the function and, on sighting
some people sitting near one of the cars on display, immediately became
panicked. 'Get those dwarves away from my car' he screamed, before
hiding behind a curtain. A fellow manager eventually pointed out that
the 'dwarves' were in fact normal-sized people whose appearance had
been rendered dwarfish by the distended, cartoon-like design details of
BMW's new small car. 'Helm is scared of dwarves,' revealed a Munich
insider, 'so his reaction was only natural, in a weird sort of way. I
think he was bullied at school or something.'
This isn't the first time the Mini's 'looks big but isn't' styling has
caused problems. At a UK dealer conference in May this year delegates
were ushered into a car park as two examples of the new car were driven
in to meet them. Despite the nearby presence of, amongst others, a
7-series, an X5, a 7.5 tonne curtain sided lorry and quite a big
Portacabin, the Mini appeared, at a distance, bigger than all of them
leading some delegates to wail 'It's going to crush us!' and run back
inside, crying.
'This is becoming a bit of a problem,' said an anonymous BMW designer.
'For all our UK-made car projects we decided to work in a classically
British mix of imperial and metric measurements to capture that elusive
combination of inept working practise and low quality for which your
motor industry is known. I think we may have got inches and centimetres
muddled up.' Those living close to Land Rover's development centre in
Warwickshire, where another BMW-developed vehicle, the new Range Rover,
is undergoing final testing, have confirmed this theory. 'It's
enormous,' confirmed local resident Clive Rancid, 'last week a
pre-production prototype ran over my house.'
5 THINGS THAT LOOK SMALLER THAN THE NEW MINI BUT AREN'T
1: Ford Focus
2: Mercedes E class
3: Cadillac Elderado
4: Magic Johnson
5: Shropshire
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From: Madmax - view profile
Date: Wed, Nov 15 2006 7:58 pm
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Taffy wrote:
> Sorry folks, I am obsessed with useless information and have to share
> this.
> There were angry scenes and an embarrassing revelation at a German
> launch party for the new Mini this week. Sources report that Mini
> Deutchland boss Helm K=E4se arrived at the function and, on sighting
> some people sitting near one of the cars on display, immediately became
> panicked. 'Get those dwarves away from my car' he screamed, before
> hiding behind a curtain. A fellow manager eventually pointed out that
> the 'dwarves' were in fact normal-sized people whose appearance had
> been rendered dwarfish by the distended, cartoon-like design details of
> BMW's new small car. 'Helm is scared of dwarves,' revealed a Munich
> insider, 'so his reaction was only natural, in a weird sort of way. I
> think he was bullied at school or something.'
> This isn't the first time the Mini's 'looks big but isn't' styling has
> caused problems. At a UK dealer conference in May this year delegates
> were ushered into a car park as two examples of the new car were driven
> in to meet them. Despite the nearby presence of, amongst others, a
> 7-series, an X5, a 7.5 tonne curtain sided lorry and quite a big
> Portacabin, the Mini appeared, at a distance, bigger than all of them
> leading some delegates to wail 'It's going to crush us!' and run back
> inside, crying.
> 'This is becoming a bit of a problem,' said an anonymous BMW designer.
> 'For all our UK-made car projects we decided to work in a classically
> British mix of imperial and metric measurements to capture that elusive
> combination of inept working practise and low quality for which your
> motor industry is known. I think we may have got inches and centimetres
> muddled up.' Those living close to Land Rover's development centre in
> Warwickshire, where another BMW-developed vehicle, the new Range Rover,
> is undergoing final testing, have confirmed this theory. 'It's
> enormous,' confirmed local resident Clive Rancid, 'last week a
> pre-production prototype ran over my house.'
> 5 THINGS THAT LOOK SMALLER THAN THE NEW MINI BUT AREN'T
> 1: Ford Focus
> 2: Mercedes E class
> 3: Cadillac Elderado
> 4: Magic's Johnson
> 5: John Holmes cock
> I really need a dry man humping,,,please!
Taffy....your entire, pathetic life, is completely filled with jealousy
and hate. I really pity you.
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From: Taffy - view profile
Date: Wed, Nov 15 2006 8:00 pm
Email: "Taffy" <taffy_tur...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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Oh shucks and I thought you really loved me Marky!
Taffy
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From: Madmax - view profile
Date: Wed, Nov 15 2006 9:17 pm
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Taffy wrote:
> Oh shucks and I thought you really loved me Marky!
> Taffy
No Darryl, I have no interest in you at all. Sorry to break your heart
though.
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From: TransWench - view profile
Date: Thurs, Nov 16 2006 2:46 am
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I was busily flonking away in AUK, when The Goddess Eris Herself
suddenly
made me reply to Madmax:
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> Taffy wrote:
>> Sorry folks, I am obsessed with useless information and have to share
>> this.
>> There were angry scenes and an embarrassing revelation at a German
>> launch party for the new Mini this week. Sources report that Mini
>> Deutchland boss Helm K=E4se arrived at the function and, on sighting
>> some people sitting near one of the cars on display, immediately
>> became panicked. 'Get those dwarves away from my car' he screamed,
>> before hiding behind a curtain. A fellow manager eventually pointed
>> out that the 'dwarves' were in fact normal-sized people whose
>> appearance had been rendered dwarfish by the distended, cartoon-like
>> design details of BMW's new small car. 'Helm is scared of dwarves,'
>> revealed a Munich insider, 'so his reaction was only natural, in a
>> weird sort of way. I think he was bullied at school or something.'
>> This isn't the first time the Mini's 'looks big but isn't' styling has
>> caused problems. At a UK dealer conference in May this year delegates
>> were ushered into a car park as two examples of the new car were
>> driven in to meet them. Despite the nearby presence of, amongst
>> others, a 7-series, an X5, a 7.5 tonne curtain sided lorry and quite a
>> big Portacabin, the Mini appeared, at a distance, bigger than all of
>> them leading some delegates to wail 'It's going to crush us!' and run
>> back inside, crying. 'This is becoming a bit of a problem,' said an
>> anonymous BMW designer. 'For all our UK-made car projects we decided
>> to work in a classically British mix of imperial and metric
>> measurements to capture that elusive combination of inept working
>> practise and low quality for which your motor industry is known. I
>> think we may have got inches and centimetres muddled up.' Those living
>> close to Land Rover's development centre in Warwickshire, where
>> another BMW-developed vehicle, the new Range Rover, is undergoing
>> final testing, have confirmed this theory. 'It's enormous,' confirmed
>> local resident Clive Rancid, 'last week a pre-production prototype ran
>> over my house.'
>> 5 THINGS THAT LOOK SMALLER THAN THE NEW MINI BUT AREN'T
>> 1: Ford Focus
>> 2: Mercedes E class
>> 3: Cadillac Elderado
>> 4: Magic's Johnson
>> 5: John Holmes cock
>> I really need a dry man humping,,,please!
> Taffy....your entire, pathetic life, is completely filled with jealousy
> and hate. I really pity you.
Well, there's a non sequitur. Did you know that unprovoked attacks on
other posters is a kooksign?
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From: Tim NOSPAM - view profile
Date: Thurs, Nov 16 2006 6:52 am
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Im sitting here chcukling to myself, thanks Taffy, Lis had a giggle to!
and then we both craked up when we saw the MADMAX retard getting in on
the
act again...I've been telling her about him, but tonight was the first
time
she was looking over my shoulder when I was reading the NG...
So Max, my better half, whos also a Mini fan also thinks your a total
looser!
"Taffy" <taffy_tur...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> Sorry folks, I am obsessed with useless information and have to share
> this.
> There were angry scenes and an embarrassing revelation at a German
> launch party for the new Mini this week. Sources report that Mini
> Deutchland boss Helm K=E4se arrived at the function and, on sighting
> some people sitting near one of the cars on display, immediately became
> panicked. 'Get those dwarves away from my car' he screamed, before
> hiding behind a curtain. A fellow manager eventually pointed out that
> the 'dwarves' were in fact normal-sized people whose appearance had
> been rendered dwarfish by the distended, cartoon-like design details of
> BMW's new small car. 'Helm is scared of dwarves,' revealed a Munich
> insider, 'so his reaction was only natural, in a weird sort of way. I
> think he was bullied at school or something.'
> This isn't the first time the Mini's 'looks big but isn't' styling has
> caused problems. At a UK dealer conference in May this year delegates
> were ushered into a car park as two examples of the new car were driven
> in to meet them. Despite the nearby presence of, amongst others, a
> 7-series, an X5, a 7.5 tonne curtain sided lorry and quite a big
> Portacabin, the Mini appeared, at a distance, bigger than all of them
> leading some delegates to wail 'It's going to crush us!' and run back
> inside, crying.
> 'This is becoming a bit of a problem,' said an anonymous BMW designer.
> 'For all our UK-made car projects we decided to work in a classically
> British mix of imperial and metric measurements to capture that elusive
> combination of inept working practise and low quality for which your
> motor industry is known. I think we may have got inches and centimetres
> muddled up.' Those living close to Land Rover's development centre in
> Warwickshire, where another BMW-developed vehicle, the new Range Rover,
> is undergoing final testing, have confirmed this theory. 'It's
> enormous,' confirmed local resident Clive Rancid, 'last week a
> pre-production prototype ran over my house.'
> 5 THINGS THAT LOOK SMALLER THAN THE NEW MINI BUT AREN'T
> 1: Ford Focus
> 2: Mercedes E class
> 3: Cadillac Elderado
> 4: Magic's Johnson
> 5: John Holmes cock
> I really need a dry man humping,,,please!
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From: Madmax - view profile
Date: Thurs, Nov 16 2006 2:40 pm
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TransWench wrote:
> I was busily flonking away in AUK, when The Goddess Eris Herself
suddenly
> made me reply to Madmax:
I have had my way, many times, with the Goddess Eris. I really think
she
is hot.
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From: Madmax - view profile
Date: Thurs, Nov 16 2006 2:44 pm
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Tim wrote:
> Im sitting here chcukling to myself, thanks Taffy, Lis had a giggle to!
> and then we both craked up when we saw the MADMAX retard getting in on
the
> act again...I've been telling her about him, but tonight was the first
ti=
me
> she was looking over my shoulder when I was reading the NG...
> So Max, my better half, whos also a Mini fan also thinks your a total
> looser!
Tell Lis that her cunt smells like bad fish. If she really likes
"mini's", I can see why she is with you. Vienna sausage dick.
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