land surfing in byron bay
+++
oh hey psychic blog
that yells in music
+++
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+++
Jewel
'Do You Want to Play'
+++
yeah i guess
+++
went to th edge of th island
with a hot redhead
down to byron bay
th unicycle man of byron bay
topped himself
so they say
+++
i
turned on th mp3 player
to go surf on one wheel
thru byron and
th fuckin thing wouldnt work
but i surfed th one wheel
suspension beast
for one lap
+++
felt i'd cheated th place
by th time
byron bay noticed
there was a land surfer
i was gone
+++
i thought of u man
and yr kombis
+++
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+++
Black Eyed Peas
'My Humps'
+++
to th cries of
entertain us
+++
catwoman
been with enough entertainers
she understood
+++
that gig
we did for th kids
was for the unicycle man of byron bay and
this is th first time
i;ve come to town since
+++
kept it small and
miles from byron
+++
nippleclamp did ride thru th park
but didnt show much enthusiasm
to go down th beach
cmon man
i took a hot chick wi me
+++
and her toddler son
+++
didnt take th thongs off my feet
slippin all over th pedals and
no music to dance to
+++
missin a brother today
+++
no stacks to report
to my diary but
wasnt a comfortable surf
++
alright mp3 player
why ?
+++
wouldnt play a damn thing
+++
couldnt
surf with joy in my heart
travellin light
in th music
+++
a fallen brother
another chaser of
smiles on dials
+++
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Soft Cell
'Tainted Love'
+++
smartarse
+++
i went there
with th right person
we gave a couple young hippies a lift
up to mullumbimby
on th way outta town
+++
while th fifteen month old
played guitar for our passengers
+++
i was amused
+++
did ya ever master a real unicycle brother ?
+++
my skatebike
hangin off th back verandah
screams at me
+++
i remember playin tiggy
in th street and
carpark and
in th park
both in our fourti
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Sade
'The Sweetest Taboo'
+++
es
+++
it was a nice date
+++
i always seem to arrive in byron
with a hot chick
+++
we walked down to th rails and back and
mellow man
+++
sat and had a bourbon
under th trees
and fed th young part caste
and listened to our black brothers
playin drums
+++
i was in that jam
last time i was here
th guitar stays in th car
+++
oh thanks a quiet storm
didnt look it
comin up th hill
on th uni i
looked into t sky
we better leave soon catwoman
+++
a dirty big storm
scudding down th coast
+++
th witchdoctor has visited
let's get th fuck out of here
+++
jeez they hurt u brother
+++
we couldnt leave u
on th side of th road
with that storm comin
+++
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+++
pirate jenny
'wheel tail monkey'
+++
we can put th stroller in th boot
on top of th unicycles
if ya cant squeeze in
+++
"they wont like it but we can try"
+++
catwoman
was her usual
beautiful radiant self
+++
in a good mood
+++
oh brother
i did do one
special broadslide in byron for ya
comin up to th car
+++
slid well and
i did smile
+++
th young in th head
+++
they didnt deserve more and
with no music
i can hear ppl
tellin me i'm amazing
boring
+++
i'd own th penthouse up there
if it was true
just yr opinion
+++
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+++
The Prodigy
'Firestarter'
+++
bastards
cant keep it to emselves
+++
i clocked enough
smiles on dials
i've done my
good karma thing
for today
sorry about th crystal place
+++
if they;re truly sensitive
do u want them reading a lethal witchdoctor
not yr intention of goin there is it ?
+++
catwoman
shanghaied me
th night i was goin to byron
to do th surf thing
for our fallen brother
+++
i think
the uniccyle man of byron bay
appreciated th
100 or so
kids at that schoold ance
smiling
as a tribute to him
far better than
stuffin a unicycle
down byron bay;s beach
nippleclamp
wouldnt go down th beach
+++
no surfin a unicycle in th surf today
or all weekend
been on th edge of th island
most of th weekend
+++
had a chinwag with
a local aboriginal elder
gold coast that is
last night
+++
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+++
?
'?'
+++
mexican radio
me thinks
+++
get with it blog
we came back out of mexico
round three this arv
+++
to a queenslander
new south wales is mexico
they used to search us at th border
for fruit
+++
we slipped back into
queensland and
had our picture taken
+++
was cathartic
sharing th lethal kadaitcha man of kuta's
secret mens business secrets
+++
catwoman
trolling thru her
contacts list
+++
we saw a beautiful
rainbow
down in rainbow country
drivin past mt warning
on th way home
th rain been here
+++
we thought it was sweet
i thanked th land
+++
hmm
jenny.exe gone nuts
just started same song again
+++
i had a good day in mexico ok
+++
dropped thru brunswick heads and
i know
i passed up a couple beauiful
traffic island jumps
i 'd normally cruise over
thongs on th feet or no
it felt bad ok
even th fuckin music died
+++
till we saw th rainbow
it;s all good paulie look
+++
he offered me a kombi to sleep in
ya dont forget a thing liek that
i made a pottery kombi
earlier this week
+++
found a shop window
in byron bay today
with ten pottery kombis
+++
'catwoman"
she chose th destination
we were goin to th bruns
to watch a band
+++
fuck i was tame
even had a plain jane
bicycle helmet on
well kinda
+++
th lst
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+++
David Bowie
'Under pressure'
+++
prototype
monoshock suspension
unicycle
kinda sticks out
+++
if i'd gone to barefoot
+++
more drugs over here...
..
..
..
byron bay is
th place where ya go
to sit in
air conditioned comfort
and gawk at th hippies
feelin safe
+++
nimbin is
x clicks that way
th harsher reality
+++
go to th museum
+++
had my hippie hair
full out and
only a coupel of dreads
hangin in there
+++
i was sittin
cross legged
yoga style
in a fish n chip shop
couple of hours later and
everybody in th place said gday to me
+++
had a weird weekend with th shopkeepers
got about
six discounts
as th weekend rolled on
stood patien tint h
service sdtation lien and
he gave me three cent s alitre off
+++
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+++
Kevin Bloody Wilson
'I Gave Up Wanking'
+++
it's all good
+++
wot really threw me
was how much fuel
we still had left in th car
when we left mexico
+++
somethin odd here
i swear my trip plan
such as it was
was that we;d have to fill in mexico
+++
nup
+++
th petrol warning light
came on first time
in tugun
two hundred metres fromt h door
i commented on it and
it went out
+++
i'll try th mp3 player tomorrow
+++
it's not
pronounced
tuggin
+++
didnt give me a dirty look exactly but
+++
here smoke this
+++
as yr witchdoctor
i;d be gravely concerned if
u were to go cold turkey
on th god drug (weed)
+++
m
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+++
City High
'City High Anthem'
+++
y patience dont die
+++
didnt pop thru
surfers paradise
or go surfin on th wheel
in the waves
+++
or surf in th city
+++
still lookin for gravel verges and
scuffin up th tyre
is there a bowl around here catwoman ?
if we'd gone to th bowl
liek in last weekend;s town
+++
have a couple bowls
with th locals and
drop into th bowl
+++
its all in
angle of attack
only mad fuckers
approach th wall headon
trippy reckon's it;s a speed thing
+++
if ya dont fully commit
go pussie
at th foot of th wall
it can get ugly
+++
think skyhooks
+++
i think i can
and try ridin
up
th wall
before droppin over th edge
+++
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+++
Eurythmics
'Jennifer'
+++
it's a man;s bike
+++
that thing's a fuckin safety bicycle
fast safety bicycles with big motors
are racin on telly tonight
+++
th doctor
+++
i apologise
to th byron bay
skatebowl
"if there is one"
+++
nxt time
th wizard hauls thru
i'll have a decko
+++
"could be yrs"
so
+++
i'm back home
outside brisbane
and to th north
+++
and th unicycles in th boot of my car
are screaming at me
+++
been days since i've
stuffed one over a traffic island
not counting th slide in th driveway last night
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+++
LOO & PLACIDO
'HORNY AS A DANDY'
+++
for my brother
+++
yeah diary
he liekd it
+++
got th bitch sideways
on catwoman;s driveway
steep as
first mount and
turn in and
straight into a gorgeous slide
+++
tryin to wear
th edges
off th knobbie tyre
for th skatebowl walls
my excuse
and i'm
stickin to it
+++
huge slide
on th murwillambah wall
last weekend
down in mexico
+++
got another fifty or so k's
on th tyre since then and
many traffic islands
+++
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+++
Cat Stevens
'On The Road To Find Out'
+++
bein th steer tyre
and th drive tyre
it works hard
they dont last long
+++
we experimenting
with smaller knob pattern
nice things to say
so far
+++
when it;s
fully scrubbed in
+++
back to test flight
+++
into th mossy drain
ok bitch
nippleclamp
will ya get
wheelspin in th moss now
i'll always keep a hardtail
for th mossy drains
nuthin spins like it
trustable slippery
+++
two for one
up th mossy drain
+++
but i cant pray fr rain
+++
not that kind
of witchdoctor
+++
th witches makin
noises
speakin to th healer in me
+++
easier to kill ppl
i balance my magic later
cow
+++
damn
+++
but we didnt visit th crystal healers
+++
not this weekend
+++
veteran of a thousand psychic wars
u wanna fucke her day ?
well witchy woman
+++
no
+++
visited plastic instead
+++
countin mansions on th way in
+++
and th more abuilding
+++
i got closure
i finally mad ei there and
i dont need to go
on
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+++
?
'?'
+++
th lst
in byron;s surf
+++
the black eyed peas
sexy
+++
but
th lst is crying at me
she knows th reaction she gets
+++
coffee...
..
..
..
i'm sorry babe
th heart was somewhere else
he was a nice man
wot we knew of him
+++
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+++
Metalica
'Frantic'
+++
they yelled a little too loud
about their town's
unicycle man
could count th wheels
+++
typical media
+++
this is gunna be brief byron
+++
assume whacked out hippie face number four
+++
relaxed but
th thongs were squidging
interestin to ride but
not spec
+++
i guess a large crowd
adds to th
dash but
i dont care how many ppl are watchin
+++
i've flown a surfboard
above my head
on a unicycle
up this self same street
on one wheel
sharkie is here but
th shakrfin wizard hat
s
taye d in th car
+++
nuthin overt
no black armband just
black shorts and
not sharkie's usual mad ridin style
+++
only cut off three cars
soem things dont change
thongs and pissed off
or no
+++
no music
+++
death spell
to any serious one wheel surfin foray
+++
th 70 dollar mp3 player
cried enough and
i reached for th spare and
ah fuck i havent got one
+++
i carry two unicycles
+++
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+++
City High
'the only one i trust'
+++
oiled and
ready to roll
+++
that bearing is givin me th shits
+++
it used to spin
flawlessly
with two smashed bearings
always th way
+++
was just changin th tyre and
ah hello
nipplelcamp has
doen a few thousand gutter jumps
at it happens
+++
hmmm
+++
th bigger bearings
are costin me in friction
i'm addin a flyshit
to my lean angles
+++
well
th car is in rego
for another six months and
all my current bills
paid up
it;s time
+++
th nxt bit of funny money
i wont slope down th egde of th island
and blow with catwoman
it goes
to th 26 uni
+++
if we cant do th gears yet
if we cant
we can do th disc brake
i wanna trial th controller
gotta ride with one
gotta sit up th arm
+++
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+++
Tool
'Aenema'
+++
volume up...
+++
handle under th seat
worked over 20 k's
with rim block brakes but
wore out rims and
u have to balanc ehtat hand
goin under yr crutch
to pull on th brake
th flywheel runnin away
some hills
brakes are a neccesity
th legs turn to rubber
+++
and th flywheel
escapes past yr leg speed
u cant get off
+++
th traps for th budding
extreme unicyclist
are many
+++
i surf th urban environment
seein wot my wheel
"wheel tail monkey"
will ride over
+++
most things
+++
moving th centre of gravity
bewteen th
unsprung and
sprung weight
of th unicycle
can stay in th seat
longer
over rough terrain and
not have to stand up on th pedals
+++
tryint o explain to
a bunch of motorcyclist guys on friday
th third plane of motion
of a unicycle
+++
couple of little boys
at th local fish n chip shop
bailed me up
at th car
to pull out my new unicyle and
show em th articulation
+++
she's oversprung
kinda needs to be
+++
virtually solid at full extension
+++
and goes over rough terrain
like no
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+++
?
'?'
+++
other beast
+++
karen carpenter ?
yesterday once more
+++
so smoooth
+++
a girl who could sing to aliens
and make it sound sweet
we miss u dear
+++
one day
an alien
will hear yr song
on of our
thrown into th heavens broadcasts
+++
and cause much confusion
+++
wot if
they never thought of
fiction
+++
a whole
thriving
alien civilzation
but fiction is
non existant
+++
how would those folks
see us
+++
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+++
Ween
'Push th' Little Daisies'
+++
storm brewing outside
we're due th rain man
+++
i know we're stifling th god drug
th weed's
devolpment
get over it
+++
it cloned so much
it;s not reacting fast enough
+++
some of th bush growers have gone
half and half
+++
i know
u look at us and see
shark as dominant species
+++
so much older than us
+++
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+++
The Stranglers
'Golden Brown'
+++
saturday i spent
killin hundereds of varieties of
lichen and mould
th roof was laid in
1952
according t th back of this terror cotta tile
that snapped under my foot
+++
so tough
they live off th dew
and face sitxty degree heat
and cling t h tile
+++
some
we change their ph balance and
they stop clingin but
they bleed red
+++
eerie
+++
lovely roof to clean
so thick green
it cums off in big chunks
3500 psi water pressure
+++
and looked new as
th day it was laid
at four pm
+++
two neighbour chicks wlake dup and
told me how beautiful it looked
hmm
+++
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+++
Pearl Jam
'Black'
+++
six pack abs
in th water all day
up on th roof
i seen ya
+++
a thirty degree day
and a huge plume of weater
+++
walkin in white socks cause
they stick to th roof
th cleaned tiles
+++
dont stay white long
+++
in three hours
i destroyed a good pair and
had to rotate th heels up
+++
only one pair of socks
is all ya get bitch
+++
climb back up th ladder and
change eleven more tiles
+++
it's average
not too brittle
th 75 yr old rooves
can be interesting
no i enjoyed it
always fun to
leave
+++
this gorgeous blonde
in a hot bmw
cruised in
mid roof
oh hi
+++
are they in ?
+++
gotta be drummin liek a bastard in there but yeah
+++
said some nice words
ta
+++
who ordered th hot blonde ?
+++
was it u prick ?
+++
wantin to get out at three or so
got a date at five
with a hot redhead
ex page three model
catwoman
+++
got in th door at quarter past
not too shabby
+++
other side of th world from here
+++
top shelf
very tasty
+++
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+++
Mudvayne
'Fucking Determined'
+++
said i might be a little late
+++
i got a surf in
later in th night but
shtum
+++
secret mens business
we slipped out for a bit
+++
goes walkabout more than i do
no worse than my son though
+++
i was th same
at four
+++
isaac
a white mate of mine
wouldnt classify himself that way
aussie ok
as bad as u
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+++
D12
'Purple Hills'
+++
disjointed conversations
zaphod had it bad
+++
why we thought they;d chopped
off
his other head
+++
thunder in th sky
brisvegas thunder
when it rains here
it;s tropical
+++
save often
+++
th dams are so low
we dont fear a deluge anymore
enough dams in th rivers
to control th flow
+++
it will fill
+++
and then we'll have
five yrs water supply again
like we did
+++
but maybe
we play a little smarter
+++
th victorians
still flockin here in droves
+++
and th little old ladies
their kids long gone are
nourishing a coupel thousand
gree plants
round their homes
oh yeah
evry one still watered
+++
th water restrictions are biting
i been down
where th dam is 98% full
+++
still talkin
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+++
Kate Bush
'Rocket Man'
+++
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+++
Janes Addiction
'Jane Says (Steel Drums)'
+++
i had fun jane
+++
clocked his face and
rode thru th middle
+++
th unicycle man a bit fearless
+++
th kadaitcha man of kuta is
visiting
+++
i did
dropp off a grass verge
out th front and
+++
i had a coupel different things goin on
+++
some evil shit goin down
+++
she's a witch man
she called in her witchdoctor
+++
old moz
dropped in for th goss
+++
i bumped into his mates
in byron
briefly
+++
drank a can while
studying his face and
reading his mind
+++
so much easier
when they;re in front of ya
+++
so who is he then
+++
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+++
?
'?'
+++
ok
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+++
Deep Purple
'Child In Time'
+++
he's not a threat
+++
he wont look past the unicycle man's
bulging veins
+++
wasnt it more fun
to go out and do some evil shit
than scare th empaths at th crystal mob
+++
not fair on them
i've had my aura read
freaks em out
if they can see it
+++
they can see th
psychic killer
and if they probe too deeply
my mind goes into
offensive mode
+++
it;s raining
+++
th edge of th storm
+++
i can go to this place
with my walls up and
pretend
how real and how good are they ?
+++
looking into th abyss
+++
catwoman jane
looked into my eyes and
bad idea
+++
360 thousand dead souls
in th psychic killers eyes
+++
for every action
there's an equal and opposite
reaction
i see tyh future backwards
and have to kill
th ppl i see
dying
in 7 days time
and so backwards
+++
7 days before
th senior feds bought it
i was apologisin
to th king of th hippies
for takin th contract
to whack some hippies
+++
i went down to hippie country tdoay
still apologisin
+++
10 dead hippies sitting on th wall
+++
it's just
how ya see
ppl dyin a week later
100% opposite
oppsite of a dead hippie is
an accidently falling
senior police officer
or two
+++
and if one dead hippie
should accidently fall
+++
we tried
+++
it's all good
+++
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+++
Nirvana
'Pennyroyal Tea'
+++
yeah
+++
so have ya lived in this town girl ?
ok let; stop and take a look
+++
last week we hit
three pissant little towns
+++
in full form i guess
i woulda gone nuts
in all their main streets
on nippleclamp but
+++
drinkin bourbon with catwoman is
intoxicating
+++
th ppl we bump into
+++
hey white jack
he got th musician in im
+++
boppin to th brothers
+++
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+++
Smashing Pumpkins
'1979'
+++
hey fella
+++
more thunder
in th sky outside
+++
nother line of storms maybe
i drove hoem past a couple
+++
yr grandfather was a drummer
+++
no shame to be a guitarist
+++
i prefer both on th guitar
+++
which u bop to
+++
th aboriginal elder men
had a meeting
about white jack
+++
he has th magic
+++
look at those forever eyes
+++
soon as he gest on his feet
and starts th wandering
not on this road man
+++
that's a wicked cackle for such a small kid
congratulations dear
another witch in yr family
+++
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+++
Massive Attack
'09 - hymn of the big wheel.mp'
+++
we have a damn good time together
but love our friendship more
+++
dropped into a hamburger joint
in coolangatta
for brunch this morning
out of tomato
+++
hmm
+++
just about evrythin on th menu
got tomato in it
we'll have two burgers thanks
one a vegie burger
+++
yeah we're real bothered
+++
i was vegetarian for a time
when i lived th good life
half an acre under cultivation
and livin out of th garden
+++
we spent most of th weekend
reminisicng over her old farm
with th witches tree
+++
i got a coupel words in edgewise
fuck that man can talk
+++
so how long did ya spend hitchin around
hippie country
with a coupel of kids in tow
i see
+++
dman i got recognised
ah no ya dont catwoman
th personality is not workin today
+++
th music wont play catwoman but
we promised byron bay a
surf
on th land
on one wheel
+++
ha
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+++
The Stranglers
'Golden Brown'
+++
bit dark at th moment
as it happens
+++
aboriginal elder haircut
+++
wildest unicycle
th place has ever seen
+++
nippleclamp bucks so bad
she's got ockie straps attached
bungie cords
+++
i did a coupel dumb things and
got away with em
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a chirp
on th concrete and
straight over th grass
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and as always
90 % of th crowd
think unicycles
just ride back and forth
with a clown on it
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Big Pig
'I Can't Breakaway'
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i didnt apologise to th beach
"i think she understands"
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i reckon they drove him to it
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'his fate"
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hypothermia
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ya coulda just gone
to th crystal thing
"we went where she wanted to go"
ok
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"havent i got enough magic for u girl ?'
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u didnt say that
"did she read it that way ?"
well
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?
'?'
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care factor
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catwoman asked me to look into th
missing yachties n th catamaran
i'll open some lines of enquiry
with the australian aboriginal secret service
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they havent raided our headquarters yet so
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Smashing Pumpkins
'1979'
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zactly
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first thing that came t my mind was
suicide pact but
my logical mind said
th experienced guy fell off and
th buggers werent running a long long line
trailing th boat
so she cant get away from ya
found sailing
with th motor running
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how my uncle
would want his yacht found
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a mystery
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he'll deny us a body
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off with his mistress
th sea
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i asked about
surfing lessons and
they;re talkin a smaller board
seven foot thruster
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Cake
'Going the Distance'
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it'll happen
when it happens
th monoshock unicycle happened
eventually
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hey nippleclamp
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u had some admirers today
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didnt show yr paces though
very much a relaxed sunday ride
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i came with a pretty girl
can i pick her out of th crowd
ah there we are
hello little man
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storm's comin in
th unicycle itchin to go back to th car
i trust th unicycle
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outta here
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love ya;s HARD
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pirate jenny
"black"
'the land surfer
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p.s.
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Limp Bizkit
'Hot Dog'
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