On Mon, 31 Mar 2008 04:26:34 +0000, ALEX M. wrote:
> So, this woman has a schnauzer with excess hair on his ears. She takes
him
> to the vet who tell her to go to the drug store and get some depilatory.
> She asks the druggist for help. He brings here the bottle and says " Use
> it full strength on the legs and half strength on the under arms. She
> says, " Oh, it's for my schnauzer.". He says, " in that case, use 1/4
> strength and don't ride any bicycles for a few days!"
That's the one I was trying to think of! ;)


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