Things were quiet at the museum Friday and I found myself making up a
joke - a NASCAR joke.
If you have any taste, you should go to another site - now.
Jumior Johnson arrives at the pearly gates.
St Peter says, "Ah, Mister Johnson, Welcome. If I recall correctly,
some NASCAR officials who arrived in the past said some things of
interest about you. I'll have to check the computer to see what was
said and what conclusions the boss made, before I get the keys and
unlock the gates, if I do."
Junior responded, "Here's a print-out of my record straight from your
computer and I have a set of keys to the gate my pocket, so let's get
on with it."
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