On Feb 29, 6:47=A0am, gaffert...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
wrote:
> Sooner or later almost every driver sees a yellow "Check Engine"
> light. =A0This means that the engine needs repair. =A0This is generally
a
> minor problem such as a defective emissions control, cracked vacuum
> hose, or a bad spark plug.
>
> It's a little known fact is that when the engine needs to be replaced,
> the "E" in the word "CHECK" changes to a "U". =A0Thus it says "CHUCK
> ENGINE".
>
> If you ever see the words "CHUCK ENGINE", you need a new engine
> immediately. =A0DO NOT continue driving. =A0Your engine is trash.
>
> Take this message seriously. =A0This is not merely a malfunction of the
> spell checker in your cars computer, this is SERIOUS. =A0By the time
> this alert occurs, you are likely missing some pistons, your valves
> fell into the crankcase, there is a huge hole in your block, your
> crankshaft is stuck inside your transmission, your main bearings fell
> out, your engine head came off, or your carburetor got sucked into
> your exhaust manifold. =A0These are all serious problems, and just a few
> of the many terrible things that can happen to an engine.
>
> I know this for fact. =A0Just last week I was driving down the road in
> my Ford when I saw the dreaded words, in fla****ng red, "CHUCK ENGINE".
> I stopped the car and called the wrecker. =A0My mechanic later told me
> that my water pump had sucked my alternator into the radiator, pushed
> it thru the 5th cylinder, and it was found embedded inside my muffler.
> I was given the choice to replace the engine, at the cost of almost
> $50,000, or to buy a new car. =A0I am trying to get a second mortgage to
> raise the money for the repair, because I can not afford a new car.
>
> CHUCK ENGINE is a SERIOUS matter!!!!
> When you see these dreaded words, STOP DRIVING and seek help.
Wow...that is really super-duper great material. Yes, you should
consider a career in stand-up comedy.
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