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members of that ethnic minority you dislike who drive like maniacs and
anyone still in their teens. Oh and old people and college co-eds. Also,
20 points off for each small child not duct-taped into a seat.
"I don't want no Commies in my car... no CHRISTIANS, either!"
~ "Repo Man"
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HellPope Huey
Roscoe Skeezix Sommers?
What kind of name is that for a hermaphrodite?
"She opened her mouth and it looked like Stonehenge."
~ Craig Ferguson
When the dog eats the leftover pizza you're screwed.
When there's a nuclear war you're F**KED.
~ Saint Joe Cosby
