Ian Rawlings wrote:
> On 2008-07-17, Lee_D <newsgroupsNOSPAM@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>
>> Oddly having named low risk drivers, even if they don't drive can I'm
>> assured bring your premiums down... go figure!
>
> Right, in that case, I name The Pope as a low-risk named driver!
>
> Mind you he might be a demon behind the wheel, perhaps I should check
> first.
>
The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at the air****t by a
limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, "You
know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?"
The driver is understandably hesitant and says, "I'm sorry, but I don't
think I'm supposed to do that."
But the Pope persists, "Please?"
The driver finally lets up, "Oh, alright, I can't really say no to the
Pope."
So the Pope takes the wheel, and boy, is he a speed demon! He hits the
gas and goes around 100mph in a 45 zone. A policeman notices and pulls
him over. The cop walks up and asks the Pope to wind the window down.
Startled and surprised, the young officer asks the Pope to wait a
minute. He goes back to his patrol car and radios the chief.
Cop: Chief, I have a problem.
Chief: What sort of problem?
Cop: Well, you see, I pulled over this guy for driving way over the
speed limit, but it's someone really im****tant.
Chief: Im****tant like the mayor?
Cop: No, no, much more im****tant than that.
Chief: Im****tant like the governor?
Cop: Way more im****tant than that.
Chief: Like the president?
Cop: Much more im****tant.
Chief: "Who's more im****tant than the president?"
Cop: "I don't know but he has the Pope DRIVING for him!"
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