jg wrote:
> Ian Rawlings wrote:
>> On 2008-07-17, Lee_D <newsgroupsNOSPAM@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>
>>> Oddly having named low risk drivers, even if they don't drive can I'm
>>> assured bring your premiums down... go figure!
>>
>> Right, in that case, I name The Pope as a low-risk named driver!
>>
>> Mind you he might be a demon behind the wheel, perhaps I should check
>> first.
>>
>
>
> The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at the air****t by a
> limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, "You
> know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?"
> The driver is understandably hesitant and says, "I'm sorry, but I don't
> think I'm supposed to do that."
> But the Pope persists, "Please?"
> The driver finally lets up, "Oh, alright, I can't really say no to the
> Pope."
> So the Pope takes the wheel, and boy, is he a speed demon! He hits the
> gas and goes around 100mph in a 45 zone. A policeman notices and pulls
> him over. The cop walks up and asks the Pope to wind the window down.
> Startled and surprised, the young officer asks the Pope to wait a
> minute. He goes back to his patrol car and radios the chief.
> Cop: Chief, I have a problem.
> Chief: What sort of problem?
> Cop: Well, you see, I pulled over this guy for driving way over the
> speed limit, but it's someone really im****tant.
> Chief: Im****tant like the mayor?
> Cop: No, no, much more im****tant than that.
> Chief: Im****tant like the governor?
> Cop: Way more im****tant than that.
> Chief: Like the president?
> Cop: Much more im****tant.
> Chief: "Who's more im****tant than the president?"
> Cop: "I don't know but he has the Pope DRIVING for him!"
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