To the tune of TV's Spiderman cartoon
Billygoatman, Billygoatman,
Does whatever a billygoat can
Spins a web of lies, any size,
Attract flies just like... flies
Look Out!
Here comes the Billygoatman.
Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He's got California manliness blood.
Is he alive or is he dead?
Take a look at the size of his head
Hey, there,
There goes the Billygoatman.
Like a hill of shite
At the seam of his crotch
Like a streak of brown
He arrives just like a splotch.
Billygoatman, Billygoatman
Unfriendly neighborhood Billygoatman
Fat and lame
He's ignored
Actions are overboard.
To him, life is a great big keyboard,
When his Jheap is broken and he's bored,
You'll find the Billy Goat mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!.
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