In article <_d6dnWqcYO7L2gTbnZ2dnUVZ_gidnZ2d@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>, STUK
<BLOODYBRIGAND@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> To the tune of TV's Spiderman cartoon
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>
>
> Billygoatman, Billygoatman,
> Does whatever a billygoat can
> Spins a web of lies, any size,
> Attract flies just like... flies
> Look Out!
> Here comes the Billygoatman.
>
> Is he strong?
> Listen bud,
> He's got California manliness blood.
> Is he alive or is he dead?
> Take a look at the size of his head
> Hey, there,
> There goes the Billygoatman.
>
> Like a hill of ****e
> At the seam of his crotch
> Like a streak of brown
> He arrives just like a splotch.
>
> Billygoatman, Billygoatman
> Unfriendly neighborhood Billygoatman
> Fat and lame
> He's ignored
> Actions are overboard.
>
> To him, life is a great big keyboard,
> When his Jheap is broken and he's bored,
> You'll find the Billy Goat mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!.
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>
Gosh, I adore love ballads <sniff>.
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CobraJet
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