Re: When are you too old to drive?

"Spyvid" <mint@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> When are you too old to drive?

When you drive at 24 mph like every fucker does now!
When you drive at below 40mph in a 60 limit
When you drive through a 40 mph speed camera at 30mph
When you don't overtake twatting single cyclist who should be paying 
insurance and road fund licence anyway
When you don't overtake twatting packs of cyclists who are ignorant
bastards 
whom deserve to be knocked off
When you slow down for horses who have the cheek to wave their arms 
incessantly should you be driving normally
When you jam your brakes on without warning to let some pensioner out of a

side street nearly causing a pile-up
When the lights are on green so you brake whilst aproaching just waiting
for 
them to stop
When you block the whole fucking road doing a right turn at traffic lights

blocking everyone who wants to go left or straight on
When you drive a honda, every fucking idiot drives a honda
When you drive a hyundai getz, every fucking pensioner drives a getz
When you drive a people carrier, every fucking clueless bitch drives a 
people carrier
When you stop for no apparent reason when emergency vehicles are
travelling 
towards you overtaking nothing?
When you have nothing more to do with your time than go shopping
When you have nothing more to do with your life than go to the garden
centre
When you pull completely across a T junction to use your mobile phone
When you reverse your delivery truck down a cul-de-sac and block the whole

fucking road- ignorant bastards!
When you drive a bin-truck, lowest of the low, do the same to them if you 
get chance block the whole road when theres plenty of parking space and
make 
the brain dead fuckers wait!
When you work for the council, who are so over staffed due to council tax 
they have all day to do 3 miles (see above)

Theres hundreds more... feel free to add

Get these twats off the road? so we can move, simple, increase driving age

to 25, another test at 50 and thereafter ever 5 years, and dont get me 
started about fucking HGV drivers, professional drivers? MY ARSE! the
worst 
drivers on the road ! (bar the influx of pensioners that are still 
breathing)