Mitsubi**** board meeting meeting in Japan had prime cuts of whale
on the menu. There was a lot of discussion about the Australian
interference in traditional Japanese cuisine. Chairman and CEO
came to the conclusion with traditional Japanese inscrutability by
saying "**** it, lets teach those sheep eating wankers a lesson
that will make them understand that we dont like our food supply
****ed with - close Adelaide now!"
Everyone bowed, munched on whale and seaweed and chuckled
over the idiots who had paid them millions to keep the Chrysler
plant open all these years.