On Feb 13, 8:32 pm, John_H <john4...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> the_dawggie wrote:
> >I just now entered the evevator of my apartment building, to take
> >out the garbage.
>
> >"**** who farted in here?!?!?"
>
> Being New York (where they have apartment buildings) it coulda been
> almost almost anyone! And, given the **** those seppos eat, an
> Australian fart would be much more wholesome.
No, it really smelt fart. I put my ****rt sleve over my nose when
I got into the elevator.
> >Get to basement garage area, and just knocked over senseless,
> >the garbage room smelt a lot better.
>
> >I think it is the little petrol ****er Peugoet two away from mine
> >they
> >must have left running.
>
> Shouldn't that be gas ****er?... To be consistent with apartment
> buildings, elevators and garbage.
No. Gas is an inappropriate term for petrol. You see, I use the
appropriate terms as I see them, not as any culture sees them.
Calling an apartment a unit is wrong - does not make any
sense. Calling a pickup truck a ute is wrong, and misleading
(and possibly insulting).
Lift? what on Earth is a lift? someone booted me up the arse
and I landed on the appropriate balcony?
The US folk certainly have their spelling mixed up, agree there.
> >I don't like smelling my diesel exhaust, diesel fuel doesn't bother
> >me,
>
> Shouldn't that be oil burner?
Yeah, if you like.
> Have you considered emigrating?... In either direction. ;-)
No.


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