Last week I went to the local golf course. I approached the man behind the
counter in the pro shop and said, "I would like 18 holes of golf and a
caddie." The man behind the counter said to me, "We just received 8 brand
new
robot golf caddies. If you're willing to take one with you out on the
course and
come back and tell me how well it works, your round of golf is on me
today."
Obviously I accepted the man's offer. I approached the first tee,
looked at the fairway and said loudly to myself, "I think my driver will
do
the
job." The robot caddie turned to me and said, "No Roger, use your 3
wood. A driver is far too much club for this hole." Hesitantly, I
pulled out my 3 wood, made good contact with the ball, and the ball landed
about 2 metres to the right front of the hole on the green.
Delighted, I turned to the robot and thanked him for his assistance.
However, when I pulled out my putter, I said, "I think this green is going
to break
left to right." The robot then again spoke up and said, "No Roger. I do
believe this green will break right to left." I decided again to listen to
the machine, and I made the putt! My entire game was the best game I had
ever played, thanks to the robot golf caddie. Upon returning to the
clubhouse, the man behind the counter asked, "How was your game?"
I happily stated, "It was, by far, the BEST game I ever played thank you
for
letting me take one of your robots". Then yesterday I returned to
the pro shop, turned to the man behind the counter and said, "I would like
18 holes of golf and one of those robot golf caddies, please." The
gentleman from behind the counter turned to me and said, "We had to get
rid
of the
robots. We had too many complaints." Now I was confused, so I did a
"Noddy" :>),
" ****ING COMPLAINTS? Who in the **** could've complained about those
robots?
They were incredible" The man sighed to me and said, "Well, it wasn't
their
performance. It was that they were made of ****ny silver metal, and the
sun
reflecting off them was blinding to other golfers on the fairway." I
thought bull****,
so I asked him why didn't he just paint them black! The man nodded
sadly and replied, "We did and then four of 'em didn't show up for work,
two
filed for welfare, and the other two robbed the pro shop.
Welcome to Monday folks....have a good week.
Roger
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