"RogerM" <RogerM@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
news:13smeo8s7gbnsbe@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Last week I went to the local golf course. I approached the man behind
the
> counter in the pro shop and said, "I would like 18 holes of golf and a
> caddie." The man behind the counter said to me, "We just received 8
brand new
> robot golf caddies. If you're willing to take one with you out on the
course and
> come back and tell me how well it works, your round of golf is on me
today."
>
> Obviously I accepted the man's offer. I approached the first tee,
> looked at the fairway and said loudly to myself, "I think my driver will
do the
> job." The robot caddie turned to me and said, "No Roger, use your 3
> wood. A driver is far too much club for this hole." Hesitantly, I
> pulled out my 3 wood, made good contact with the ball, and the ball
landed
> about 2 metres to the right front of the hole on the green.
> Delighted, I turned to the robot and thanked him for his assistance.
> However, when I pulled out my putter, I said, "I think this green is
going to break
> left to right." The robot then again spoke up and said, "No Roger. I
do
> believe this green will break right to left." I decided again to listen
to
> the machine, and I made the putt! My entire game was the best game I
had
> ever played, thanks to the robot golf caddie. Upon returning to the
> clubhouse, the man behind the counter asked, "How was your game?"
> I happily stated, "It was, by far, the BEST game I ever played thank you
for
> letting me take one of your robots". Then yesterday I returned to
> the pro shop, turned to the man behind the counter and said, "I would
like
> 18 holes of golf and one of those robot golf caddies, please." The
> gentleman from behind the counter turned to me and said, "We had to get
rid of the
> robots. We had too many complaints." Now I was confused, so I did a
"Noddy" :>),
> " ****ING COMPLAINTS? Who in the **** could've complained about those
robots?
> They were incredible" The man sighed to me and said, "Well, it wasn't
their
> performance. It was that they were made of ****ny silver metal, and the
sun
> reflecting off them was blinding to other golfers on the fairway." I
thought
> bull****,
> so I asked him why didn't he just paint them black! The man nodded
> sadly and replied, "We did and then four of 'em didn't show up for work,
two
> filed for welfare, and the other two robbed the pro shop.
>
> Welcome to Monday folks....have a good week.
>
> Roger
Heeyyyyy, good one brudda
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