"George W Frost" <frosty@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> "RogerM" <RogerM@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>> Last week I went to the local golf course. I approached the man behind
>> the
>> counter in the pro shop and said, "I would like 18 holes of golf and a
>> caddie." The man behind the counter said to me, "We just received 8
>> brand new
>> robot golf caddies. If you're willing to take one with you out on the
>> course and
>> come back and tell me how well it works, your round of golf is on me
>> today."
>>
>> Obviously I accepted the man's offer. I approached the first tee,
>> looked at the fairway and said loudly to myself, "I think my driver
will
>> do the
>> job." The robot caddie turned to me and said, "No Roger, use your 3
>> wood. A driver is far too much club for this hole." Hesitantly, I
>> pulled out my 3 wood, made good contact with the ball, and the ball
>> landed
>> about 2 metres to the right front of the hole on the green.
>> Delighted, I turned to the robot and thanked him for his assistance.
>> However, when I pulled out my putter, I said, "I think this green is
>> going to break
>> left to right." The robot then again spoke up and said, "No Roger. I
do
>> believe this green will break right to left." I decided again to listen
>> to
>> the machine, and I made the putt! My entire game was the best game I
had
>> ever played, thanks to the robot golf caddie. Upon returning to the
>> clubhouse, the man behind the counter asked, "How was your game?"
>> I happily stated, "It was, by far, the BEST game I ever played thank
you
>> for
>> letting me take one of your robots". Then yesterday I returned to
>> the pro shop, turned to the man behind the counter and said, "I would
>> like
>> 18 holes of golf and one of those robot golf caddies, please." The
>> gentleman from behind the counter turned to me and said, "We had to get
>> rid of the
>> robots. We had too many complaints." Now I was confused, so I did a
>> "Noddy" :>),
>> " ****ING COMPLAINTS? Who in the **** could've complained about those
>> robots?
>> They were incredible" The man sighed to me and said, "Well, it wasn't
>> their
>> performance. It was that they were made of ****ny silver metal, and the
>> sun
>> reflecting off them was blinding to other golfers on the fairway." I
>> thought bull****,
>> so I asked him why didn't he just paint them black! The man nodded
>> sadly and replied, "We did and then four of 'em didn't show up for
work,
>> two
>> filed for welfare, and the other two robbed the pro shop.
>>
>> Welcome to Monday folks....have a good week.
>>
>> Roger
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> Heeyyyyy, good one brudda
I thought so too George! Encourageing to see at least someone in here can
read and have a sense of humour.
Roger
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