No doubt the arseholes of the group with no ****ing sense of humour will
have a field day with this, but I couldn't give a rats.
Roger
After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into
the
limo, and He doesn't travel light, the driver notices
that the Pope is still standing on the curb
'Excuse me, Your Holiness,' says the driver,
'Would you please take your seat so we can leave?'
'Well, to tell you the truth,' says the Pope, 'they never
let
me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive
today.'
'I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job!
And what if something should happen?' protests the driver,
wi****ng he'd never gone to work that morning.
'There might be something extra in it for you,' says the
Pope.
Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs
in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets
his decision when, after exiting the air****t, the Pontiff
floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.
'Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!' pleads the worried
driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until
they hear sirens. 'Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose my
license,'
moans the driver.
The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop
approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back
to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.
'I need to talk to the Chief,' he says to the dispatcher.
The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's
stopped a limo going a hundred and five.
'So bust him,' says the Chief.
'I don't think we want to do that - he's really
im****tant,'
said the cop.
The Chief exclaimed, 'All the more reason!'
'No, I mean really im****tant,' said the cop.
The Chief then asked, 'Who have you got there, the Mayor?'
Cop: 'Bigger.'
Chief: 'Governor?'
Cop: 'Bigger.'
'Well,' said the Chief, 'Who is it?'
Cop: 'I think it's God!'
Chief: 'What makes you think it's God?'
(SCROLL DOWN)
Cop: 'He's got the f**ing Pope as a chauffeur!'
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