I'm so sorry for all the hurt I have caused in these groups by my
thoughtless and selfish impersonations.
I ask for your collective forgiveness and I promise I will never do it
again. I have some issues that I feel I must explain.
I was an only child, My mother was in reality my Aunt and my Father was my
mothers son, himself the result of a father taking a special interest in
the
*** education of his daughter.
I was born an hermaphrodite and spent my time with my mother dressed as a
girl and playing with dolls, and when I was in the care of my father I
wore
boys clothes and went and watched the football and played cricket, when
both
parents were together (and sober) I just wandered around ****d, a habit I
carry on to this day.
I spent my teenage years hawking my body to the highest bidder, be they
boy
or girl and sometimes both as I am uniquely built to accommodate both
before
I even have to worry about taking it up the bum (its not such a big worry
as
I can fit an entire Rugby Union football up there) I was also into oral
***
and love the taste of semen, often saving some to store in the fridge and
have at a later time.
You may all have heard of the girl in the Mexican cantina who makes it
with
a donkey, that's me. I also fellate horses at the local stud near my house
to help them get in the mood for the fillies, occasionally I go to far and
end up drenched in horse *** (though most is wiped off and saved for
later)
Last year I went to Thailand and bought a house boy for myself, it was
very
tricky sneaking him back through customs but now I have someone to do as I
say and he is becoming very adept at biting my toenails off without taking
any skin and he says he loves it when I stick my freshly manicured finger
up
his tiny bottom and wiggle it about.
I have absolutely no friends and when I do go out and try and make some, I
invariably invite them home and as soon as they enter my front door, they
vomit and run away. Do you think the freshly skinned kittens and puppies I
have nailed to the wall of my livingroom might have something to do with
it,
I don't think the smell is that bad!
Anyway as soon as I finish fellating my father and half brothers I will be
going down to the local RSPCA to pick up some more dumped pets for my
Lounge
room wall.
I hope after reading all this you can find it in your heart to forgive me
for my obvious mental problems.
Love
Gordon Lightfoot III
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