"A high-powered Holden Crewman ute, which had been heading south on
busy Northbourne Avenue, was destroyed when it hit a tree on the
nature strip just after 1pm."
http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/just-a-scratched-knee/2008/03/28/1206207373717.html
The picture... you have to see to believe. I mean, had it been 1AM
when there's no-one around and the scratch-kneed doofus could get up a
full head of steam, that I might buy. But 1pm in the middle of the
week? That sets my Darwin detector off.