Toby wrote:
> on 6/4/2008 21:07, Doug Jewell Blathered on in Re: Good grief ...:
>
>> nofarkenway@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
wrote:
>>
>>> Depends on why you are carrying a knife. Put a Swiss army knife in
>>> your pocket with the specific intent of using it to peel your lunch
>>> time apple and you don't have a problem. Carry the same knife to
>>> "defend" you and your girfriend and you are, in the eyes of the law,
>>> "going armed in public," and could be dragged in front of eh
>>> magistrate to face the music. This happened to one well intended young
>>> bloke in Brisbane a few years ago. Some cop decided to poke his snout
>>> into the contens of teh young fellows pocket and IF said young bloke
>>> had said the knife was to peel lunch time fruit he would have been
>>> safe. Instead he claimed the knife was for self defence.
>> Quite a few years ago, me and one of my mates decided to go
>> visit canberra and went into parliament house. The alarms
>> went off so we both emptied our pockets into the little
>> trays they have. Car keys, wallets, a bit of loose change,
>> pocket knives, cameras, mobile phones... POCKET KNIVES!!!
>> FAAARK these blokes are here to kill Johnny and take over
>> the country in a coup! We got ushered into another room and
>> were questioned for a while - they soon realised that we
>> were just a couple of very naive bu****es who meant no harm.
>> After a stern warning about the dangers of carrying our
>> knives in the city, they sent us back to our car with the
>> pocket knives, then we returned without them and they let us
>> through without further incident. Since then though I no
>> longer carry it with me everywhere I go.
>
> Well, you should.
> The correct use of small sharp knives is castration of security
jerkoffs.
I know several Islanders I would pay to watch you try castration on poncy
.
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