Re: Good grief ...

Toby wrote:
> on 6/4/2008 23:16, atec77 Blathered on in Re: Good grief ...:
> 
>> Toby wrote:
>>> on 6/4/2008 21:07, Doug Jewell Blathered on in Re: Good grief ...:
>>>
>>>> nofarkenway@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Depends on why you are carrying a knife. Put a Swiss army knife in
>>>>> your pocket with the specific intent of using it to peel your lunch
>>>>> time apple and you don't have a problem. Carry the same knife to
>>>>> "defend" you and your girfriend and you are, in the eyes of the law,
>>>>> "going armed in public," and could be dragged in front of eh
>>>>> magistrate to face the music. This happened to one well intended
young
>>>>> bloke in Brisbane a few years ago. Some cop decided to poke his
snout
>>>>> into the contens of teh young fellows pocket and IF said young bloke
>>>>> had said the knife was to peel lunch time fruit he would have been
>>>>> safe. Instead he claimed the knife was for self defence.
>>>> Quite a few years ago, me and one of my mates decided to go 
>>>> visit canberra and went into parliament house. The alarms 
>>>> went off so we both emptied our pockets into the little 
>>>> trays they have. Car keys, wallets, a bit of loose change, 
>>>> pocket knives, cameras, mobile phones... POCKET KNIVES!!! 
>>>> FAAARK these blokes are here to kill Johnny and take over 
>>>> the country in a coup! We got ushered into another room and 
>>>> were questioned for a while - they soon realised that we 
>>>> were just a couple of very naive bu****es who meant no harm. 
>>>> After a stern warning about the dangers of carrying our 
>>>> knives in the city, they sent us back to our car with the 
>>>> pocket knives, then we returned without them and they let us 
>>>> through without further incident. Since then though I no 
>>>> longer carry it with me everywhere I go.
>>> Well, you should. 
>>> The correct use of small sharp knives is castration of security
jerkoffs.
>> I know several Islanders I would pay to watch you try castration on
poncy .
> 
> **** eh - and here's me believing the legend that they were so vewwy
> vewwy tough they wouldn't notice.
> 
> BTW, I know a bullock who could beat the **** out of the best of them.
> 
> So there.

    jeez,please qsy to Aus.geriatric.fools... asap....
> 
> 

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