jonz wrote:
>
>
> Toby wrote:
>> on 6/4/2008 23:16, atec77 Blathered on in Re: Good grief ...:
>>
>>> Toby wrote:
>>>> on 6/4/2008 21:07, Doug Jewell Blathered on in Re: Good grief ...:
>>>>
>>>>> nofarkenway@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Depends on why you are carrying a knife. Put a Swiss army knife in
>>>>>> your pocket with the specific intent of using it to peel your lunch
>>>>>> time apple and you don't have a problem. Carry the same knife to
>>>>>> "defend" you and your girfriend and you are, in the eyes of the
law,
>>>>>> "going armed in public," and could be dragged in front of eh
>>>>>> magistrate to face the music. This happened to one well intended
>>>>>> young
>>>>>> bloke in Brisbane a few years ago. Some cop decided to poke his
snout
>>>>>> into the contens of teh young fellows pocket and IF said young
bloke
>>>>>> had said the knife was to peel lunch time fruit he would have been
>>>>>> safe. Instead he claimed the knife was for self defence.
>>>>> Quite a few years ago, me and one of my mates decided to go visit
>>>>> canberra and went into parliament house. The alarms went off so we
>>>>> both emptied our pockets into the little trays they have. Car keys,
>>>>> wallets, a bit of loose change, pocket knives, cameras, mobile
>>>>> phones... POCKET KNIVES!!! FAAARK these blokes are here to kill
>>>>> Johnny and take over the country in a coup! We got ushered into
>>>>> another room and were questioned for a while - they soon realised
>>>>> that we were just a couple of very naive bu****es who meant no harm.
>>>>> After a stern warning about the dangers of carrying our knives in
>>>>> the city, they sent us back to our car with the pocket knives, then
>>>>> we returned without them and they let us through without further
>>>>> incident. Since then though I no longer carry it with me everywhere
>>>>> I go.
>>>> Well, you should. The correct use of small sharp knives is
>>>> castration of security jerkoffs.
>>> I know several Islanders I would pay to watch you try castration on
>>> poncy .
>>
>> **** eh - and here's me believing the legend that they were so vewwy
>> vewwy tough they wouldn't notice.
>>
>> BTW, I know a bullock who could beat the **** out of the best of them.
>>
>> So there.
>
> jeez,please qsy to Aus.geriatric.fools... asap....
>>
>>
>
Don't you mean ponce.paronia.fool.au ?
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