Re: Question for Dr Barnett (The Flu)

On May 5, 4:57 pm, "Kelpie" <mph...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> "David Springthorpe" <GordonLightfoot...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> > Dear Dr B
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> > There is a medical issue that has had me thinking for a long time. If
> > I am busting to do a bowel motion and hold it for a while  when I
> > finally get to a toilet as I lower my bottom onto the seat I let out a
> > loud fart followed by the product.
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> > I always thought the product would be blocking the anal hole which
> > would mean the product would come before the fart. Does this happen to
> > anyone else or just me?
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> > Regards
> > Gordon Lightfoot III
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> > --
> > Recently I was on the train listening to my walkman and farted. The
> > gentleman in the front of me turned and said something, I could see
> > everyone laughing. I removed my headphones and asked him to repeat. He
> > said the next train down that line will be carrying the goods.
> > What a funny saying.
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> You're arseuming Mr Dr David Barnett MD is a proctologist.

What's a foot doctor got to do with bowel movements, pray tell?