On May 5, 5:24 pm, "Kwyjibo" <kwyj...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> "TG'sFM" <suv...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> > On May 5, 4:57 pm, "Kelpie" <mph...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> >> "David Springthorpe" <GordonLightfoot...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> >> > Dear Dr B
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> >> > There is a medical issue that has had me thinking for a long time.
If
> >> > I am busting to do a bowel motion and hold it for a while when I
> >> > finally get to a toilet as I lower my bottom onto the seat I let
out a
> >> > loud fart followed by the product.
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> >> > I always thought the product would be blocking the anal hole which
> >> > would mean the product would come before the fart. Does this happen
to
> >> > anyone else or just me?
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> >> > Regards
> >> > Gordon Lightfoot III
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> >> > --
> >> > Recently I was on the train listening to my walkman and farted. The
> >> > gentleman in the front of me turned and said something, I could see
> >> > everyone laughing. I removed my headphones and asked him to repeat.
He
> >> > said the next train down that line will be carrying the goods.
> >> > What a funny saying.
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> >> You're arseuming Mr Dr David Barnett MD is a proctologist.
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> > What's a foot doctor got to do with bowel movements, pray tell?
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> Maybe he should consult his atlas and get back to us once he's figured
out
> WTF he's talking about.
"Atlas"? Sorry, you totally lost me there? Please explain?
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