"David Z" <dave@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
news:pm9Vj.9084$ko5.6875@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Well it's waste collection day again this Monday in Stonnington. What
> about out in Mooralbark, Lindsay?
I wouldnt know, Davie-boy. Where's "Mooralbark"? If you
mean Mooroolbark, you're about 30k and 90 degrees away
from here...
> When the trucks go by your place and see your ute on the lawn, how do
> they know whether or not to take it away with the rest of the junk?
You mean the 1995 XG Longreach ute that was 15 years
old *LAST YEAR*? Did you ever go to school?
What's 1995 plus 15? What year are we in?
Why are you a retarded ****wit?
Come come, Davie-boy, you must be a bored little troll to be
re-ha****ng the same **** you posted last year.... Isn't it amazing
how you operate? You make a fool of yourself, and get slapped,
so you disappear for a couple of weeks. You come back, make
another fool of yourself, get slapped again, and sook off again.
Noddy's slapped ya bad. John Mckenzie has slapped ya repeatedly.
I've slapped ya. Hell, half of usenet has slapped ya. Yet you'll
come back for more. So predictable. It must be the attention
you crave.
Look, in the interests of laughter, (and because I'm bored ****less)
I'll help you out a bit....
We all know you are a weak-kneed little skirt wearing pansy, who
has no personality, no brains and no friends, so, coz I'm feeling a little
generous this evening, I'll help you out a bit in your quest to
get the better of me... (you need all the help you can get!)
I hereby announce that you *aren't* spineless, OK?
(you ARE still gutless, and have no personality, brains or
friends tho.)
Now, I know that's a fairly magnanamous gesture, but there's a
valid reason behind this.
The reason is..... (insert drum roll here....)
I found your spine.!!!!!!
http://www.hornet.net.au/crap/dzspine.jpg
You'll never guess where I found it!
In a can of Black and Gold Sardines!!!!
I was laying a bait for a feral cat, and lo-and-behold, there it was!
How your spine got in a can of pov's sardines is beyond me!
Now, I know it looks big in the pic, (and you're probably
puffing your chest out another whole centimetre at the thought
of actually having a spine) but surely you get the idea, after all,
you live on Black and Gold food. The can is about 3 inches
long. (note the imperial measurement, which I did just for
you, because we all know stupid septic tanks like you don't
know or understand the metric system). For purposes of
scale, the can is the same length as your dick.
When yo mamma stretches it for you.
So, next time someone calls you spineless, you puff your
chest out in your very best Frank Spencer impersonation,
(actually, maybe Frank is impersonating YOU!) and direct
them to this pic. It'll be there forever. And they'll see how
tough you really are, hiding behind a keyboard, like a 13
year old with a cb radio.
Now, back to the issue of my ute, you MAN, you!
Here's a pic of my ute.
http://www.hornet.net.au/crap/youbeautute1.jpg
It's not a very nice pic, but I was in a hurry.
Does that look like an XG longreach ute to you?
Goes like a cut cat. They are a limited edition ute, and
all sold out. Which means you can't have one. Even if
your daddy offers to pay for it.
So dry your eyes, princess. Here's a chux superwipe.....
It won't get all that egg off your face, but it will clean a
spot for more to land.
1995 XG ute, indeed.
Hahahahahahahahaha...
What a silly little semen bucket you are, David.
So, now, do you feel even more stupid than you look and act?
--
Scrap the 00 to post direct.
"It really doesn't matter if my wording wasn't 100% accurate." David Zyk
"We all should present legal cars. I'm embarrassed we've presented a car
that's ineligible." Mark Skaife, Chief Sook, HRT.12/11/04 (It must hurt
to say illegal!)
"Speed limit near schools lowered to 40 grams per student" - CNNNN
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