uncle elmer is not impressed
he told me this about this thread at thwe Greyhound Hotel tonight at dame
mavis gig
YEAH
"lindsay" <ask_me_for_it@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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>
> aus.cars re-added.
> Whats wrong, Davie-boy? Embarassed by your pathetic opinions?
> Talk about cars, (what I've got, and what you havent) is on topic....
>
> "David Z" <dave@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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>> "lindsay" <ask_me_for_it@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>> news:gPydndS8cNNwabvVnZ2dnUVZ_j2dnZ2d@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>> "David Z" <dave@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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>
>>>>> Here's a pic of my ute.
>>>>> http://www.hornet.net.au/crap/youbeautute1.jpg
>>>>> It's not a very nice pic, but I was in a hurry.
>>>>> Does that look like an XG longreach ute to you?
>>>>
>>>> Oh I see you finally paid off the XG.
>>>
>>> What XG?
>
> No answer? Not the 1995 XG that was 15 years old last year?
> And you pretend to have private education?
>
> Hahahahahahahahahahahaha... what is 1995 and 15? What year are we in?
> You cut that question out of your reply.....
>
>>>> Well done. As for this new vehicle, which your bank owns I'm sure,
>>>
>>> Where's yours? Oh, yeah, how could we forget, your daddy
>>> bought it, didnt he? Some gay piece of ****, just like you.
>>
>> Of course he bought my first car. I didn't have 30 grand when I was
18.
>
> What car did daddy buy for you, Davie-boy?
>
>> He also paid for my private school education -
>
> He should ask for a refund!!.. 1995 + 15 = what?
>
>> or are you suggesting I should have gone out and looked for work at age
>> 14 to pay that off myself?
>
> It certainly would have kept Yo Mamma off her back for a few years :)
>
>>>> have to "buy" (put on credit) silly utes and other "things" to show
off
>>>> once they start earning a little more money than
>>>
>>> More than you.. :)
>>
>> Can't say without knowing a figure, but what I can tell you is that I'm
>> worth more than you are or ever will be.
>
> "Can't say without knowing a figure"... Come around and prove it.
> We all know you are a proven liar. Look at the first line of my sig.
>
> I could top you in all departments Davie boy, but then I'd be just like
> you.
> If that was the case, I'd shoot myself.
>
> One thing I KNOW you don't have: Guts.
>
>>>> they did the previous year. You used to be a bogan with an old car
and
>>>> now you're a bogan with a new one. Congrats.
>>>
>>> And you *still* eat dick like Homer Simpson eats pickles...
>
> The lack of denial is duly noted. :)
>
>>> And you still dont have the guts to say it to my face.
>
> And again, no denial. And no suprise.
>
>>> It's *way* better than anything you own, Davie boy. :)
>>> What do you drive again?
>>
>> The key word here is *own*. You don't own your car,
>
> Oh yes I do. I OWN two of them. Both registered in my name.
> And both under 4 years of age.
>
> What car do you own and drive again?
>
>> therefore it doesn't count.
>
> You dont get to make "the rules" here, cock gobbler.
> You're the one playing catchup here, not me :)
>
>> Even for a second assuming you did own it,
>
> Just for a second? Why dont we meet, and I'll wipe up your tears with
the
> rego papers?
>
> Remember Davie-boy, you have a spine now :)
> http://www.hornet.net.au/crap/dzspine.jpg
> Why dont you use it? Oh thats right, you're scared. Again.
> You won't front at Noddy's. You won't front me.
>
> You are such a big boy behind a keyboard, davie boy.
>
> In reality, you're scared. A weak-gutted dog turd.
>
>> remember that for the past 8 years I've had a better car than you -
>
> What cars have I owned and driven in the last 8 years, Davie-boy?
>
> What car do you own and drive again?
>
> You live in Carnegie, and your a Jew.
> It's probably an unroadworthy Lada Niva.
>
> Hahahahahahahhaaaaa.
>
>> and this doesn't change that fact. In s****t, when a team that's been
>> losing for the whole match manages to get ahead for a moment, that
>> doesn't mean they've won.
>
> I've put my cards on the table, cock gobbler...
> Where's yours?
> Sorry. Where's your Daddys...?
>
>> As opposed to Aussie ****? The vehicle in that photo is a joke and
does
>> nothing well - it's purely for show.
>
> Works well for me, butt-boy :)
>
> What car do you own again?
>
>> It seats 2, so it's useless as a passenger carrier.
>
> A driver and a passenger? All I need. I have another car for carrying
> passengers.
> What car do you own and drive again?
>
>> It's payload is probably less than what you weigh,
>
> It's payload is *perfect* for what I want and need.
> What car do you own and drive again?
>
>> and it can't go off-road either.
>
> It has, and does. And will do so again on the Queens Birthday weekend.
> I'm having a 5 day long weekend. It's good to be the boss.
>
> What car do you own and drive again?
>
>> It technically could be used for work purposes, but at the risk of
>> damaging the paint, I doubt it ever will.
>
> "It technically could....."
> It did a delivery to Dandenong today, up a newly repaired Governor Rd.
> Is that technical enough for you?
>
> What car do you own and drive again?
>
>>And as for the performance, with a typical speed limit of 60 on most
>>streets, that's something that will never be exploited either. Complete
>>wank mobile.
>
> There's a sign on the side of the road that says 60. My car/s can go
> faster than that.
>
> What about yours? Whats the top speed of a Lada Niva? :-D
>
> I think your *jealous*. With such a big rebuttal of my vehicle, you
*are*
> jealous!!!!
>
> It's ok, Davie boy, when you grow up and get a good job, the banks might
> loan you the money to get a decent car. You may need Daddy to stump up
> the deposit, and if he says no, perhaps yo mamma can drag the spare
> mattress
> out again.
>
> But scrap the Lada. It makes you look even more pathetic. :) You
> might think it's a chick magnet, but you'll need something bigger than
> your
> daddy's wallet, and your dick, to get the girls interested.
> http://tinyurl.com/a5nxe
>
> That is the most embarassing thing I've ever seen on usenet.
> AND IT'S YOURS!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahaha...
>
> As I said, here's a chux superwipe. It wont clean up all the egg on your
> face, but it will make room for more to land.
>
> HAHAHAHhahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa
>
> Oh and when you reply, dont forget to answer this....
>
> What car do you own drive again?
>
> Face it, Davie Boy, this is just yet another slapping, isnt it?
> Hahahahahahaha.....
>
> --
>
> Scrap the 00 to post direct.
>
> "It really doesn't matter if my wording wasn't 100% accurate." David Zyk
>
> "We all should present legal cars. I'm embarrassed we've presented a car
> that's ineligible." Mark Skaife, Chief Sook, HRT.12/11/04 (It must hurt
> to say illegal!)
>
> "Speed limit near schools lowered to 40 grams per student" - CNNNN
>
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