On an otherwise nice day, Bill (Mr. ED) Hughes lied:
> Looking good!
Yeah?
Well, you should be painting your heap yellow, after all, it IS your
colour.
It clashes with your pink panties, but that's OK, you have no more fa****on
sense than any other kind of sense.
BTW, how much fatter are you than last month?
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