On an otherwise nice day, Bill (Mr. ED) Hughes lied:
> YOU ARE A TRACTOR
Huh?
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Don't measure up? Want a bigger gun? Does blowing someone away strike a
chord deep in your soul?
Then the Handgun Enthusiasts Everywhere - Handguns Aficionados Worldwide
Association (LLC) is for you!
Right now, you can save up to 25% on Member-****p if you suffer from ED,
castration, impotence or are the subject of ridicule by women OR men!*
And for the first 500,000 who join, you will receive, free of charge, a
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For more information and teste-monials, contact L.W. Hughes III in care of
this newsgroup or at: BillHughes@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
now and feel (like) a real man, perhaps for the very first time!
* Some restrictions apply. Medical certificate may be required, or a
notarized teste-monial by spouse or other pelvic affiliate.
** Although our beautiful HEE-HAW logo is a braying jackass, we are not
affiliated in any way with the US Democratic Party.
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