Ballot forwarded to groups with candidates for Golden Killfile, Palmjob
Paddle, Victor von Frankenstein Weird Science Award, Douglas Grant Medal
for Historical Revisionism, Goofy Azzed Babboon, and 72 Raisins
"Crackpot Religion" Award. Note the deadline--there are less than 24
hours to go.
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in
news:Xns9A74EE8F8819wranglercaballista@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Revised ballot that includes the vote on the Salinger Hook, Line &
> Sinker.
>
> Here follows the one true ballot for the March 2008 Usenet Kook
> Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
> burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
> Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
>
> * you are a notorious net.kook
> * you attempt to vote twice
> * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
> * you vote for or against yourself
> * you vote in a thread other than this one
> * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
> * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
> * you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
> * you have officially been declared non-existent
> * you are under the protection of a Formosa ruling
>
> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
> until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) EST on April 9th to cast your votes.
> Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
>
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>
> KOOK OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Ernie Primeau
> Greg "Greegor" Hanson
> Hagar
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Alan Connor posting as "Tom Newton"
> John Wentzky
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> COWARD OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Alexa Cameron
> Bob Barnett
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> LOONEY MAROON AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Alan Connor posting as "Tom Newton"
> Usenet Freedom Fighters
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> GOLDEN KILLFILE
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> alt.religion.jehovahs-witn
> BONZO of sci.skeptic
> Dale Kelly
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Babaloonie
> John Wenztky
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL, LINE & SINKER
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Hagar
> The No Salvation Army of alt.atheism
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> PALMJOB PADDLE
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> alt.battlestar-galactica
> Earle Horton of rec.autos.jeep+willys
> Hagar
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Babaloonie
> Charles Lysaght
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> "Flowing Space Magnetism" by Bill "Oldcoot" Sheppard
> "The unified force as algebraic middle between all four fundamental
> ones"
> by Dedanoe Unlishnidaos
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Man with foreskin (Holocaust Revisionism/Denial)
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> The No Salvation Army of alt.atheism
> Usenet Freedom Fighters
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bob Barnett
> Onideus Mad Hatter
> Usenet Freedom Fighters
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> TAR & FEATHERS
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Gerald Newton
> Warhol
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> alt.religion.jehovahs-witn
> Don "Denise" Ocean
> rec.s****t.pro-wrestling
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Babaloonie
> Pamela Russell
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Babaloonie
> Dedanoe Unlishnidaos
> Jeff Relf
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Azure
> Brenda "SkyEyes" Nelson
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Benjamin Cramer
> Johnny Wizard
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> KENNY MCCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Johnny Wizard
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bob Barnett, trained by Chad Bryant
> Will Dockery, trained by OB of rec.arts.poems
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Troll of alt.atheism by Jade
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> EDMOND WOLLMANN MEMORIAL "RUBBER TURKEY" FOR EASTER 2008
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Brad Guth
> Dale Kelly
> Duke the American-American
> Ernie Primeau
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> David Tholen
> Gerald Newton
> Lady Motown
> Abstain
>
> OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Charles Lysaght
> John Wentzky
> Abstain
>
> KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Alan Connor posting as "Tom Newton"
> Carl "Calrog" Rogers
> Pamela Russell
> Abstain
>
> MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Big-8 Management Board
> The Nazicowards of soc.culture.israel
> Abstain
>
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>
> Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.
--
Pinku-Sensei
FNVW of AUK
Acting Pollmaster of AFA-B
Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in rec.arts.marching.drumcorps
http://club127.net/auk/
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