Somebody wrote:
<music>
"20th Century Fox Fanfare"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z54ynmUPZ5c
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The time has come to announce the winners of the March 2008 Usenet
Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!
*drumroll*
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beautiful completeness in alt.usenet.kooks>
PALMJOB PADDLE
The winner is...HAGAR!
10 votes Hagar
08 votes Earle Horton of rec.autos.jeep+willys <-------- !!!
07 votes alt.battlestar-galactica
00 votes None of the above
Congratulations, Fagar! Your self-spank alone would likely have won you
the distinction of being the most spanked person on USENET for March,
but the paddling you continued to receive at the hands of the
kookologists cemented your win.
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"Dirty Laundry, Don Henley"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2PxAIAI1QQ
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Vir prudens non contra ventum mingit.
