A real man?
And who might that be?
Whomever it is, it most certainly is not you.
A 'real man' does not have to constantly tell people he is one. It's
obvious by their actions and behaviour.
And your actions and behaviour are at best childish, and at worst,
psychotic.
OK, you still have over 9000 posts to make just to catch up to today, so
I'll let you get back to <ahem> 'work'.
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"Enlisted men are stupid, but extremely cunning and sly, and bear
considerable watching."
-- Army Officer's Guide