George: Tony, what are the requirements to win the Indy 500?
Cotman: The driver's last name can't be Tracy?
George: Correct, Tony. Now, how do you make a small fortune in racing?
Cotman: Be given a large fortune because of a lucky shot of sperm and
blow it all on a racing series few will watch?
George: Correct again! Now, do women really want their men to have a
large *****?
Cotman: No, they want a real man who can destroy a great racing series
just so he can be in control. ***** size be damned!
George: Correct again! You have the job!
