"Wayne Dobson" <noname@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
news:6hnVj.1430$DZ6.841@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
| Sam the Bam wrote:
| > On May 9, "Androcles" <Headmas...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
| >>> What does it do on the fourth, let off firecrackers?
| >>
| >>> Yeah...that's called the power stroke, you idjit. That's the one
| >>> where the gasoline blows up.
| >>
| >> Americans let off firecrackers on the fourth but you are
| >> so stupid you missed the pun, you ****ing imbecile.
| >> What? Huh? What? Eh?
| >>
| >> And for your information the piston accelerates
| >> and decelerates with EVERY stroke or it would not
| >> stop and reverse itself, you ****ing cretin.
| >>
| >> Anyway, I'm not wasting my time on a completely
| >> ignorant idiot. *plonk*-
| >
| > To be plonked by Androcles... I don't
| > think it gets any lower than that...
| > just swallow the hemlock now, Trav...
|
| You sound surprised. I had the stopwatch running from first contact.
It
| was a foregone conclusion. Actually, I was off by a few posts.
Androcles
| was remarkably restrained for someone who doesn't suffer fools. Maybe
he's
| mellowing in his old age. Hahaha...
|
| --
| Wayne Dobson
| AKA "Dobbie The House Elf"
You've got that right, Dobbie. I had not been reading all threads lately
but
when a nice friendly house elf is attacked by a practitioner of the dark
arts
it is my pleasure and my duty as Headmaster of Hogwarts.physics college
of higher learning to come to his aid and expel the ugly blighter.
Moreover
the nasty goblin failed to appreciate my pun concerning the fourth of
July (American rebellion day), and the fourth stroke of the infernal
combustion pump. Unforgivable.
You, on the other hand, are hereby invited to view and critique my latest
incantation (another stupid "free energy" concept of Einstein's),
http://www.androcles01.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Wave.xls
and may your dry humour remain with us for eternity.
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