Androcles wrote:
> "Wayne Dobson" <noname@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
> news:6hnVj.1430$DZ6.841@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> Sam the Bam wrote:
>>> On May 9, "Androcles" <Headmas...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>>>> What does it do on the fourth, let off firecrackers?
>>>>
>>>>> Yeah...that's called the power stroke, you idjit. That's the one
>>>>> where the gasoline blows up.
>>>>
>>>> Americans let off firecrackers on the fourth but you are
>>>> so stupid you missed the pun, you ****ing imbecile.
>>>> What? Huh? What? Eh?
>>>>
>>>> And for your information the piston accelerates
>>>> and decelerates with EVERY stroke or it would not
>>>> stop and reverse itself, you ****ing cretin.
>>>>
>>>> Anyway, I'm not wasting my time on a completely
>>>> ignorant idiot. *plonk*-
>>>
>>> To be plonked by Androcles... I don't
>>> think it gets any lower than that...
>>> just swallow the hemlock now, Trav...
>>
>> You sound surprised. I had the stopwatch running from first
>> contact. It was a foregone conclusion. Actually, I was off by a
>> few posts. Androcles was remarkably restrained for someone who
>> doesn't suffer fools. Maybe he's mellowing in his old age.
>> Hahaha...
>
> You've got that right, Dobbie. I had not been reading all threads
> lately but
> when a nice friendly house elf is attacked by a practitioner of the
> dark arts
> it is my pleasure and my duty as Headmaster of Hogwarts.physics
> college
> of higher learning to come to his aid and expel the ugly blighter.
> Moreover the nasty goblin failed to appreciate my pun concerning the
> fourth of
> July (American rebellion day), and the fourth stroke of the infernal
> combustion pump. Unforgivable.
Hahaha... Yes, that was amusing. I was waiting for Trav to fall on his
face. I keep telling him that his ego outstrips his abilities, but he
doesn't listen.
> You, on the other hand, are hereby invited to view and critique my
> latest incantation (another stupid "free energy" concept of
> Einstein's), http://www.androcles01.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Wave.xls
Pretty pictures, but alas, I'm still not up to speed.
> and may your dry humour remain with us for eternity.
Thank you, good sir. :-)
--
Wayne Dobson
AKA "Dobbie The House Elf"


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