"Wayne Dobson" <noname@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
news:nceWj.2740$DZ6.2379@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
| Androcles wrote:
| > "Wayne Dobson" <noname@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
| > news:6hnVj.1430$DZ6.841@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
| >> Sam the Bam wrote:
| >>> On May 9, "Androcles" <Headmas...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
| >>>>> What does it do on the fourth, let off firecrackers?
| >>>>
| >>>>> Yeah...that's called the power stroke, you idjit. That's the one
| >>>>> where the gasoline blows up.
| >>>>
| >>>> Americans let off firecrackers on the fourth but you are
| >>>> so stupid you missed the pun, you ****ing imbecile.
| >>>> What? Huh? What? Eh?
| >>>>
| >>>> And for your information the piston accelerates
| >>>> and decelerates with EVERY stroke or it would not
| >>>> stop and reverse itself, you ****ing cretin.
| >>>>
| >>>> Anyway, I'm not wasting my time on a completely
| >>>> ignorant idiot. *plonk*-
| >>>
| >>> To be plonked by Androcles... I don't
| >>> think it gets any lower than that...
| >>> just swallow the hemlock now, Trav...
| >>
| >> You sound surprised. I had the stopwatch running from first
| >> contact. It was a foregone conclusion. Actually, I was off by a
| >> few posts. Androcles was remarkably restrained for someone who
| >> doesn't suffer fools. Maybe he's mellowing in his old age.
| >> Hahaha...
| >
| > You've got that right, Dobbie. I had not been reading all threads
| > lately but
| > when a nice friendly house elf is attacked by a practitioner of the
| > dark arts
| > it is my pleasure and my duty as Headmaster of Hogwarts.physics
| > college
| > of higher learning to come to his aid and expel the ugly blighter.
| > Moreover the nasty goblin failed to appreciate my pun concerning the
| > fourth of
| > July (American rebellion day), and the fourth stroke of the infernal
| > combustion pump. Unforgivable.
|
| Hahaha... Yes, that was amusing. I was waiting for Trav to fall on his
| face. I keep telling him that his ego outstrips his abilities, but he
| doesn't listen.
|
| > You, on the other hand, are hereby invited to view and critique my
| > latest incantation (another stupid "free energy" concept of
| > Einstein's), http://www.androcles01.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Wave.xls
|
| Pretty pictures, but alas, I'm still not up to speed.
|
| > and may your dry humour remain with us for eternity.
|
| Thank you, good sir. :-)
|
| --
| Wayne Dobson
| AKA "Dobbie The House Elf"
Ok, well, off you got to arithmancy class, we'll make a wizard of you yet.
Give my disregards to Goyle.
|
