Re: How Does A Car Run on Water?

"Paul Hovnanian P.E." <paulh@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message 
> Sort of like baby oil, except you need to press more babies to get the
> same amount of oil.
> 
> ;-)


Back in the old days, s**** oil was used as a  home remedy for arthritis.
Catch a nice rattler, boil him up, and skim off the oil.

Grandfather came in one night, a little tipsy, and ate grandma's s****, 
which he though was a meal that had been prepared for his late arrival.

I think that ended the s**** oil factory in the Harris kitchen.